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08-19-2008 01:08 AM
prettyvacant 206. Vegans always miss out on trying new foods
08-18-2008 10:43 PM
GhostUser 205.Vegans are idolators.





"[P]eople who become vegans for animal rights I don’t consider this a diet I consider it a religion."-Malik Allah
08-18-2008 04:41 PM
GrrlyQ "181. vegans are just a bunch ego-masturbating, emo crybabies"



OMG I think I just peed on myself, u r 2 funny.





204. Because animals were driven out of their habitats when my house and furniture were built so unless I live naked on the riverbank I would be a giant hypocrite!
08-17-2008 07:20 AM
Percy 203. I will be using gas, coal and other millenarian animal corpse based products... I can't be vegan.
08-15-2008 03:41 AM
HummusKelpilot 202. I still want to post in the 20 reasons NOT to be an omnivore thread
08-15-2008 03:14 AM
Quinoa 200. What am I supposed to do in a food fight, throw lettuce leaves?

201. Am I supposed to shop for groceries at food fight or what?
08-14-2008 09:02 PM
hjones711 199 unless there are vegan ding dongs...
08-14-2008 08:38 PM
Mr. Sun
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Originally Posted by bluesand View Post

194 . I think Mr. Sun would be my excuse for not going vegan .



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Yeah, who would want yellow skin?













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198. All my life I was unable to find the perfect shampoo. Just two months ago I did find the perfect shampoo. My hair is so silky smooth and luxurious now... there's no way I'm giving that up to find a shampoo that says "no animal testing, no animal ingredients".
08-14-2008 07:45 PM
HummusKelpilot 197. What am I supposed to do at egg and spoon races, use an apple?
08-14-2008 07:39 PM
GhostUser 196. Vegans are hypocrites. They claim to love animals while competing with animals, most of which are herbivores, for food. Soy is for animal feed, cretins! If everybody became a soy eating vegan, then there wouldn't be enough soy for livestocks to eat. Then they would have nothing left to eat but animal feed made from animals. Even animals of their own species! That would be cannibalism! How would you feel if you were left with nothing to eat but a plate of Soylent Green? I don't know how those vegans sleep at night. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
08-14-2008 06:08 PM
HummusKelpilot 195. I want to be an oscar meyer weiner
08-14-2008 05:58 PM
Charlottejane
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194 . I think Mr. Sun would be my excuse for not going vegan .



Yeah, who would want yellow skin?
08-14-2008 05:48 PM
bluegold 194 . I think Mr. Sun would be my excuse for not going vegan .
08-14-2008 03:53 PM
karyanca 193. I already have a hard enough time ordering food in other languages when I travel.
08-14-2008 02:47 PM
Quinoa 192. I recently learned about the etymology of avocado and it's against my belief system to uhm well cough eeewww slice them.
08-14-2008 02:39 PM
*AHIMSA* In that same vein:



191. I don't like avacado.
08-14-2008 02:25 PM
Quinoa 189. I've only just learned to spell vegetarion.

190. I've only just learned to spell vegitarien.
08-13-2008 07:30 PM
wutaweirdo
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187. Potatoes are my friends and I don't eat my friends



08-13-2008 03:49 PM
Mr. Sun 188. I just think one day that I'd want to eat an ostrich egg and I'd feel like I've missed a life experience if I find myself in a position where I could eat an ostrich egg and I'd have to pass
08-13-2008 09:36 AM
HummusKelpilot 187. Potatoes are my friends and I don't eat my friends
08-13-2008 01:37 AM
anonycat 180. I don't have the time to research nutrition alternatives & i don't have enough money (to buy cheaper, more nutrient rich food).



181. vegans are just a bunch ego-masturbating, emo crybabies



182. i am not an ECOTERRORIST!!!



183. veganism is unpatriotic... gnawing on animal carcass is the *American* way!!! <insert copious bbq-stained flag-waving>



184. everyone knows that decreased consumption of animal meat leads to decreased appetite for man meat (unless you are one :P)!

gayness is unamerican



185. soy is dangerous!!! it mimics estrogen and causes breast cancer!!

cancer is unamerican



186. veganism leads to overpunctuation and overuse of bolds and italics, driven by irrational, overly impassioned emotive responses!!!

(com)passion is unamerican
08-12-2008 10:41 PM
prettyvacant 174. I cant eat junkfood anymore being vegan

178. I dont want anemia and have to inject B12 in my body

179. And no I dont want to be unhealthy
08-11-2008 04:10 PM
Quinoa Thanks - like this:

171. I am already German and a feminist, and couldn't cope being stereotyped with any more n-labels.

172. Constantly having to stereotype vegetarians and omnis is too tiresome.

(I tried, I tried - it's already too late tonight)

173. If I extend my VB activity to the vegan forum, I will never get any sleep.
08-11-2008 12:32 PM
Mr. Sun
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169. I don't want to feed omni trolls, not even with vegan cupcakes.



170. My partner might break up with me and (later) blame it on my veganism.



Agreed that some of the reasons listed are on the edge of self-irony or even sarcasm, bitterness etc., but as long as they will make anybody think (and some vegans smile) I hope that's okay.



I enjoy your sarcastic bitter posts! lol



I especially like your doubled up ones like:



- the store near me is the only one that sells vegan margarine

- the store near me doesn't sell vegan margarine but all the other stores do



Ok, I can't do it. But you know what I mean.
08-11-2008 12:20 PM
Quinoa
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Originally Posted by Pixelle View Post

Omg - all the omni trolls will love this thread!

169. I don't want to feed omni trolls, not even with vegan cupcakes.

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Originally Posted by beatricious View Post

I have two exes who both said that. TWO!

170. My partner might break up with me and (later) blame it on my veganism.



Agreed that some of the reasons listed are on the edge of self-irony or even sarcasm, bitterness etc., but as long as they will make anybody think (and some vegans smile) I hope that's okay.
08-11-2008 12:02 PM
beatricious
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I could never go vegan or identify as vegan in public, because there are always some vegans somewhere who give veganism a bad name, and I don’t want to be lumped together with them.



I have two exes who both said that. TWO!
08-11-2008 11:31 AM
Nishani Omg - all the omni trolls will love this thread!
08-11-2008 08:54 AM
Mr. Sun
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Originally Posted by Irizary View Post

160. I'm blood type O, and that naturopathic quack says I have to eat meat.



168. I'm blood type A so I have to drink cat milk (my natuopath is even weirder than yours).
08-11-2008 08:43 AM
GhostUser 167. I like beefcakes too much to be a vegan.
08-11-2008 08:28 AM
bluegold
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Originally Posted by Irizary View Post

160. I'm blood type O, and that naturopathic quack says I have to eat meat.



^^ I actual meet a guy how told me that once .



Well vegans seem to be all wearing glasses , you see them in the supermarkets reading the ingredients fine print before they buy .
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