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| A Bachelor of Arts of vegan cooking. |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Ph. D. (phenomenal diet)
Ha, I wrote that without seeing the poll answers.
Okay, voted "A master's degree in being a holier-than-thou freak who looks like an anemic scarecrow." Plus I just finished Advanced Veganics and got a post-graduate degree in weirdness.
Ha, I wrote that without seeing the poll answers.
Okay, voted "A master's degree in being a holier-than-thou freak who looks like an anemic scarecrow." Plus I just finished Advanced Veganics and got a post-graduate degree in weirdness.
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where is the 'i never got a degree- i was too busy wrecking my mental health and lungs in one foul sweep, but i did think about it once, and that counts for something, right?!' option?
also, how do i go about getting the first one? cos i am quite good at it, apparently, but never saw that line of study listed in the prospectus.
also, how do i go about getting the first one? cos i am quite good at it, apparently, but never saw that line of study listed in the prospectus.
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Ha, ha - it's a trick question:
http://climate.umn.edu/weathertalk/090102.htm
That was 2008 but still, pretty impressive: 49 degrees. I doubt anyone here has forty nine degrees!
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With 50 tornado reports in December, the NOAA Storm Prediction Center totals for 2008 show over 1600 tornadoes across the USA, the 2nd highest annual total in history (trailing the 1817 in 2004). In early December, 2008 parts of Russia reported record setting heat. Moscow reported a high temperature of 49 degrees F on the 6th the highest reading ever on that date. Strong tidal surge combined with heavy rainfall brought flooding to Venice, Italy twice during December.
http://climate.umn.edu/weathertalk/090102.htm
That was 2008 but still, pretty impressive: 49 degrees. I doubt anyone here has forty nine degrees!
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I'm a level 5 vegan, but that wasn't one of the options. 
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I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. 
Kidding.
Kidding.
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In the year 1912, in Moscow. No wait, wrong question.
Wait, wat?
Wait, wat?
"Hell exists not to punish sinners, but to ensure that nobody sins in the first place."
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5th degree black belt....kiya!!!!!!!
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Well,
I don't drink milk or eat eggs. I only consume food that CONTAIN those ingredients. Do I still count as a P.H.D. worthy vegan?
E.T.A. This one's for you Ahimsa
I don't drink milk or eat eggs. I only consume food that CONTAIN those ingredients. Do I still count as a P.H.D. worthy vegan?
E.T.A. This one's for you Ahimsa
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I'm a level 23 vegan cleric.
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Originally Posted by m4rk0 
I'm a level 23 vegan cleric.
I'm a level 23 vegan cleric.
Okay, so you can probably use some pretty advanced healing spells.
"and I stand
upon a mountain
made of weak and useless men"
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Let me think...
Level 5 vegans don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
"Cast a shadow" is an advanced(?- it's been a while since I did it) square dance call.
I don't eat square dancers.
I'm a Level 5 Vegan!
Level 5 vegans don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
"Cast a shadow" is an advanced(?- it's been a while since I did it) square dance call.
I don't eat square dancers.
I'm a Level 5 Vegan!
Peasant (1963-1972) and Fluffy (1970s?-1982- I think of you as 'Ambrose' now)- Your spirits outshone some humans I have known. Be happy forever.
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There's no choice
for meeee.... *pouting*
for meeee.... *pouting*
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I picked a B.A, but my degree is really a B.S.
It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities. ~A. Dumbledore
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I don't know what degree I am, but I know that my Vegan God is more powerful than your Vegan God, so you'd better just watch out.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Poppy
I picked a B.A, but my degree is really a B.S.
I picked a B.A, but my degree is really a B.S.
This whole thread is B.S.
www.thesaucyvegan.com
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169 degree. that makes me obtuse, right?
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Originally Posted by hoodedclawjen
169 degree. that makes me obtuse, right?
169 degree. that makes me obtuse, right?
Sheesh!
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I've been a Breathairian ever since lunch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the empire
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
thats some kinda newfangled vegan kebab, is it?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hoodedclawjen
thats some kinda newfangled vegan kebab, is it?
thats some kinda newfangled vegan kebab, is it?
I believe it is a vegan cheese
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It's a new realm of veganism I just crossed into. It looks like Narnia in here.
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My degrees have no limit. For I am the Almighty one.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PlaybackGuru
I believe it is a vegan cheese
I believe it is a vegan cheese
i think i may have even tried that product too.
Vegan Police Officer
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On another note, do you know what cows call slaughterhouses??
(scroll down to find out)
DACOW.
(scroll down to find out)
DACOW.
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It doesn't take me much to fail 101 in vegan science. You already know that though...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diana
On another note, do you know what cows call slaughterhouses??
On another note, do you know what cows call slaughterhouses??
Someone said this randomly to me the other day on the phone:
what's the difference between a cemetery and a slaughterhouse?
mulch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Washoe
I've been a Breathairian ever since lunch.
I've been a Breathairian ever since lunch.
LOL! I need to remember that one.
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