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I have a ****ing Ph.D., just so you know. 0 0%
A Bachelor of Arts of vegan cooking. 0 0%
A master's degree in being a holier-than-thou freak who looks like an anemic scarecrow. 0 0%
In the year 1912, in Moscow. No wait, wrong question. 0 0%
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#1 Old 03-20-2009, 11:02 AM
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This poll will be part of a wide study of vegan degrees that will be published as a book in 2009. Don't worry about answering non-anonymously, I will only use your IP address to trace your home address in order to put your phone number in the book if people have more questions, and to hire a photographer to invade your home, because I want to give a face to the statistics.

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#2 Old 03-20-2009, 11:06 AM
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Ph. D. (phenomenal diet)



Ha, I wrote that without seeing the poll answers.

Okay, voted "A master's degree in being a holier-than-thou freak who looks like an anemic scarecrow." Plus I just finished Advanced Veganics and got a post-graduate degree in weirdness.
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#3 Old 03-20-2009, 11:07 AM
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where is the 'i never got a degree- i was too busy wrecking my mental health and lungs in one foul sweep, but i did think about it once, and that counts for something, right?!' option?



also, how do i go about getting the first one? cos i am quite good at it, apparently, but never saw that line of study listed in the prospectus.
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#4 Old 03-20-2009, 11:23 AM
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Ha, ha - it's a trick question:



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With 50 tornado reports in December, the NOAA Storm Prediction Center totals for 2008 show over 1600 tornadoes across the USA, the 2nd highest annual total in history (trailing the 1817 in 2004). In early December, 2008 parts of Russia reported record setting heat. Moscow reported a high temperature of 49 degrees F on the 6th the highest reading ever on that date. Strong tidal surge combined with heavy rainfall brought flooding to Venice, Italy twice during December.



http://climate.umn.edu/weathertalk/090102.htm



That was 2008 but still, pretty impressive: 49 degrees. I doubt anyone here has forty nine degrees!
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#5 Old 03-20-2009, 11:59 AM
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I'm a level 5 vegan, but that wasn't one of the options.
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#6 Old 03-20-2009, 12:13 PM
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I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.



Kidding.
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In the year 1912, in Moscow. No wait, wrong question.



Wait, wat?

"Hell exists not to punish sinners, but to ensure that nobody sins in the first place."
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#8 Old 03-20-2009, 12:50 PM
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Ph.D and Level 5!
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I'm a sagitarius
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5th degree black belt....kiya!!!!!!!
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#11 Old 03-20-2009, 01:42 PM
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Well,



I don't drink milk or eat eggs. I only consume food that CONTAIN those ingredients. Do I still count as a P.H.D. worthy vegan?



E.T.A. This one's for you Ahimsa
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I'm a level 23 vegan cleric.
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I'm a level 23 vegan cleric.

Okay, so you can probably use some pretty advanced healing spells.

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Let me think...



Level 5 vegans don't eat anything that casts a shadow.



"Cast a shadow" is an advanced(?- it's been a while since I did it) square dance call.



I don't eat square dancers.



I'm a Level 5 Vegan!

Peasant (1963-1972) and Fluffy (1970s?-1982- I think of you as 'Ambrose' now)- Your spirits outshone some humans I have known. Be happy forever.
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There's no choice for meeee.... *pouting*
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I picked a B.A, but my degree is really a B.S.

It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities. ~A. Dumbledore
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I don't know what degree I am, but I know that my Vegan God is more powerful than your Vegan God, so you'd better just watch out.
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I picked a B.A, but my degree is really a B.S.

This whole thread is B.S.

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169 degree. that makes me obtuse, right?
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169 degree. that makes me obtuse, right?



Sheesh!
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I've been a Breathairian ever since lunch.
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Sheesh!



thats some kinda newfangled vegan kebab, is it?
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thats some kinda newfangled vegan kebab, is it?



I believe it is a vegan cheese
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It's a new realm of veganism I just crossed into. It looks like Narnia in here.
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My degrees have no limit. For I am the Almighty one.
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#26 Old 03-21-2009, 02:34 PM
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I believe it is a vegan cheese



i think i may have even tried that product too.
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On another note, do you know what cows call slaughterhouses??



(scroll down to find out)

































































































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It doesn't take me much to fail 101 in vegan science. You already know that though...
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On another note, do you know what cows call slaughterhouses??



Someone said this randomly to me the other day on the phone:



what's the difference between a cemetery and a slaughterhouse?



























mulch.
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I've been a Breathairian ever since lunch.



LOL! I need to remember that one.
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