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#151 Old 08-11-2008, 08:54 AM
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160. I'm blood type O, and that naturopathic quack says I have to eat meat.



168. I'm blood type A so I have to drink cat milk (my natuopath is even weirder than yours).
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#152 Old 08-11-2008, 11:31 AM
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Omg - all the omni trolls will love this thread!

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#153 Old 08-11-2008, 12:02 PM
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I could never go vegan or identify as vegan in public, because there are always some vegans somewhere who give veganism a bad name, and I don’t want to be lumped together with them.



I have two exes who both said that. TWO!
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#154 Old 08-11-2008, 12:20 PM
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Omg - all the omni trolls will love this thread!

169. I don't want to feed omni trolls, not even with vegan cupcakes.

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I have two exes who both said that. TWO!

170. My partner might break up with me and (later) blame it on my veganism.



Agreed that some of the reasons listed are on the edge of self-irony or even sarcasm, bitterness etc., but as long as they will make anybody think (and some vegans smile) I hope that's okay.
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169. I don't want to feed omni trolls, not even with vegan cupcakes.



170. My partner might break up with me and (later) blame it on my veganism.



Agreed that some of the reasons listed are on the edge of self-irony or even sarcasm, bitterness etc., but as long as they will make anybody think (and some vegans smile) I hope that's okay.



I enjoy your sarcastic bitter posts! lol



I especially like your doubled up ones like:



- the store near me is the only one that sells vegan margarine

- the store near me doesn't sell vegan margarine but all the other stores do



Ok, I can't do it. But you know what I mean.
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Thanks - like this:

171. I am already German and a feminist, and couldn't cope being stereotyped with any more n-labels.

172. Constantly having to stereotype vegetarians and omnis is too tiresome.

(I tried, I tried - it's already too late tonight)

173. If I extend my VB activity to the vegan forum, I will never get any sleep.
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174. I cant eat junkfood anymore being vegan

178. I dont want anemia and have to inject B12 in my body

179. And no I dont want to be unhealthy
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180. I don't have the time to research nutrition alternatives & i don't have enough money (to buy cheaper, more nutrient rich food).



181. vegans are just a bunch ego-masturbating, emo crybabies



182. i am not an ECOTERRORIST!!!



183. veganism is unpatriotic... gnawing on animal carcass is the *American* way!!! <insert copious bbq-stained flag-waving>



184. everyone knows that decreased consumption of animal meat leads to decreased appetite for man meat (unless you are one :P)!

gayness is unamerican



185. soy is dangerous!!! it mimics estrogen and causes breast cancer!!

cancer is unamerican



186. veganism leads to overpunctuation and overuse of bolds and italics, driven by irrational, overly impassioned emotive responses!!!

(com)passion is unamerican
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187. Potatoes are my friends and I don't eat my friends
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188. I just think one day that I'd want to eat an ostrich egg and I'd feel like I've missed a life experience if I find myself in a position where I could eat an ostrich egg and I'd have to pass
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187. Potatoes are my friends and I don't eat my friends



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189. I've only just learned to spell vegetarion.

190. I've only just learned to spell vegitarien.
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In that same vein:



191. I don't like avacado.

"Yes! Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame
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192. I recently learned about the etymology of avocado and it's against my belief system to uhm well cough eeewww slice them.
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193. I already have a hard enough time ordering food in other languages when I travel.
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194 . I think Mr. Sun would be my excuse for not going vegan .
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194 . I think Mr. Sun would be my excuse for not going vegan .



Yeah, who would want yellow skin?
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195. I want to be an oscar meyer weiner
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196. Vegans are hypocrites. They claim to love animals while competing with animals, most of which are herbivores, for food. Soy is for animal feed, cretins! If everybody became a soy eating vegan, then there wouldn't be enough soy for livestocks to eat. Then they would have nothing left to eat but animal feed made from animals. Even animals of their own species! That would be cannibalism! How would you feel if you were left with nothing to eat but a plate of Soylent Green? I don't know how those vegans sleep at night. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
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197. What am I supposed to do at egg and spoon races, use an apple?
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194 . I think Mr. Sun would be my excuse for not going vegan .



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Yeah, who would want yellow skin?













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198. All my life I was unable to find the perfect shampoo. Just two months ago I did find the perfect shampoo. My hair is so silky smooth and luxurious now... there's no way I'm giving that up to find a shampoo that says "no animal testing, no animal ingredients".
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199 unless there are vegan ding dongs...
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200. What am I supposed to do in a food fight, throw lettuce leaves?

201. Am I supposed to shop for groceries at food fight or what?
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202. I still want to post in the 20 reasons NOT to be an omnivore thread
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#175 Old 08-17-2008, 07:20 AM
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203. I will be using gas, coal and other millenarian animal corpse based products... I can't be vegan.
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"181. vegans are just a bunch ego-masturbating, emo crybabies"



OMG I think I just peed on myself, u r 2 funny.





204. Because animals were driven out of their habitats when my house and furniture were built so unless I live naked on the riverbank I would be a giant hypocrite!
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205.Vegans are idolators.





"[P]eople who become vegans for animal rights I don’t consider this a diet I consider it a religion."-Malik Allah
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206. Vegans always miss out on trying new foods
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