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#31 Old 08-07-2008, 05:03 AM
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39. But those shoes are so cuuuuuute.

40. But cheese is so goooooood.

41. Mama cows will explode if someone doesn't milk them.
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#32 Old 08-07-2008, 06:28 AM
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Why should i go vegan, there are enough of them on the VB's .
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43. If cows werent meant to be milked by us they would not have udders.

44. God made chickens to lay eggs for us.

45. Vegans are smug chicken hating elitists.

46. My local grocery store doesn't even carry vegan mocha chocolate chip raspberry swirl artisan gourmet delight ice cream (well, at least not the 2 lbs tubs).
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47. Because then I would have to read labels on food packages. What kind of a life is that?

48. What am I going to eat during the holidays?!

49. My friend knew someone who's neighbor went vegan and DIED because she didn't get enough protein.
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50. (or something) Because I don't want to be perceived as rigid, or anal.

"Yes! Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame
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51. My great uncle knew someone whose colleagues cousins ex-ex-girl friend went vegan, and she suffocated because the air was too thin on her higher ground. (She was canonised holier-than-thou after a while)
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52. Well I tried but it was too hard and you need to be able to eat everything if you go to visit your friends.
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53. If you ask vegans to count to 20, they go way overboard and arrive at 53 in no time.
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Don't forget how they miscount along the way!

"Yes! Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame
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54. Cooking Vegan is too much work. Why can't I just order Kung Pow Chicken?
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Don't forget how they miscount along the way!

I counted bluesand's post as #42 - all I wanted to be is supportive - what has become of my vegan sanctuary here (j/k)
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55. I don't like eating vegetables! They taste gross!
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55. I use a computer so I have to eat beef too - it just makes sense!
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56. My car uses gas and that's from dinosaurs!!!
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I counted bluesand's post as #42 - all I wanted to be is supportive - what has become of my vegan sanctuary here (j/k)

PERSONAL ATTACK! PERSONAL ATTACK!

We have 2 11's, 2 15's and 2 18's to add to the list of *!#$ ups.

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57. Vegans are so silly.
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PERSONAL ATTACK! PERSONAL ATTACK!

We have 2 11's, 2 15's and 2 18's to add to the list of *!#$ ups.



add this



12. vegans are so girly
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59. Vegans care more about animals than their fellow humans in need. They have no compassion left to care for those of their own race. None.
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Girly????



Them's FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!

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60. Vayguns obviously support the right to bear arms, and I am a pacifist.

61. Animal rights activists support the right to arm bears, and cows can’t vote anyway.
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Girly????



Them's FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!



its relating to a thread i saw on here a few months ago, like "Why are vegans so girly" or something like that, I think someone said that to someone on the board. I dunno it just stuck out. But I'm ready <laces gloves>
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62. It's hypocritical to be interested in AR/AW when one is not spending all their time, money and resources to help fellow humans. I mean, what about the chilllllllldren?

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63. You have to be a six figure making and Whole Check shopping yuppie to afford to be a vegan.
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64. Herbivore women’s shirts fit too tight for me, and I can’t afford another bumper sticker.

65. If I could afford a vegan bumper sticker, it would contradict the fish sticker anyway.
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65. Honey is natural. I feel so good when I participate in that natural circle of life. I take off my shoes and, well, all my clothes and dance like a bee on the hive, and I feel, well, natural.
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66. Bees aren't animals, they're insects. I wonder why vegans think they're so smart and overlook this obvious point.
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67. I could never live without insect regurgitations in my hot beverages.
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71. These new eggs are rich in Omega 3s.
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69. The people in the ads have a milk mustache and that's not soy milk!
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68. If I didn't buy eggs I'd have nothing to throw at Sevenseas on Halloween.
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