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#1 Old 10-28-2008, 08:55 AM
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If you're evil and dream of crushing other peoples' dreams, this is for you!



This is taken from another forum I was on.

One person makes a wish, and then the next person thinks up a way to make it go wrong. Then they make a wish.

EG, 1: "I wish I wasn't so tired all the time for no apparent reason."

2:"Your wish is granted, but you never sleep again and die of insomnia. I wish I had hair."



I'll start.

I wish for snow tomorrow.
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#2 Old 10-28-2008, 11:07 PM
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I remember this thread on VB before



Granted but Jack Frost will come to life and taunt you by telling fart jokes for 100 hours non-stop!!!!



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Your wish is my command. But you can only travel backwards to the time when you were just a gleam in your father's eye, and there you will stay.



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#4 Old 10-29-2008, 02:25 AM
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Granted, but you get trampled by everyone. Then you try to cross the road to get a way from them, but the drivers can't see you so you get hit by a car and die.

=D I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but birdies will forever poop on you, and people in airplanes will laugh at the poop covered flying man



I wish I could speak parseltoungue.
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This is fun. (poop?? Be more mean guys!!)

Granted... You a blessed with the knowledge of the ancient language of parseltoungue... however, you discover some secrets that were to be unknown... a terrible curse falls on you where you cannot speak nor understand other language than parseltoungue.



I wish I could cross the line between the fiction and the reality of a dream.
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(I prefer to make weirdly mean grants rather than really mean ones, but I'll be mean for you)

Granted, but you will never awake again



I wish people would tap-dance instead of starting wars
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Lot... that's not mean hhahaha



Granted, people stars to Tap-Dancing and the weapons are set apart. Everybody is very happy and grateful... or is what you think... the weapons factories are closed word wide, the armies are released entirely, weapon research are finalized... Unemployment raises greatly and world wide economy decreases... some ex-military desperate, as there are not enough jobs for every one.

Years passed and there are not even murders... However, you hear an explosion... people almost forgot what was that... and everybody runs in panic... Martians? To obvious.. Some armed animals come to haunt us... Those animals were located at the weapon research facilities... muted from human cruelty research... In just some days, they wipe out the entire humanity... celebrating there wont be animal cruelty anymore.



I wish I could travel to a known location instantly.
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Granted, You are now in a place that no one know existed. You are greeted by what you think are friendly natives but they turn out to be cannibals. You have no way of getting help or escaping. Now you are their dinner.



I wish life where easier and I was happy.

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#10 Old 11-02-2008, 04:16 AM
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Granted! Your fairy godmother appears and suddenly you're the happiest person ever to walk the Earth! As you go through your daily routine, it gets easier and easier, and your smile grows bigger and bigger. You go to bed with a smile. You try to finally relax your grin so that you can sleep easier, but you realise, your smile won't stop growing! All the happiness is too much! It grows so big that your face rips! You go to your fairy godmother and she sorts it out by making the hole in your face disappear. But this makes you lose your mouth as well! Your partner dumps you because you won't kiss him or even talk to him, and you become sad and alone once again after he starts dating your fairy godmother.



EDIT Oops I need to make a wish... I wish I could think of a better wish.
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Granted, now you shall think of wishes day and night, and night and day and they shall dance in your head at all hours for eternity!



I wish that I had enough money to buy new makeup.
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Your wish is my command, but you will be forced to wear your new makeup like a creepy possessed clown until it runs out, which won't be too long because you will be caking it every morning! Muahaha!



I wish my hair would grow to one even length before Christmas.
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granted, but it grows in greasy and stinky and no matter how much you wash it it doesn't get better.



i wish i could take my roommates cats with me when i move next month.

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Granted, but when you're alone with the cats they furociously attack you with their razor sharp claws for an hour or so



I wish all fart jokes to be abolished
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If all fart jokes were abolished, every joke told from here on would be a poop joke.



I wish I could move to a small town
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Granted, but the small town only has two houses; yours and one neighbour across the street. The neighbour is a creepy old witchlike hag-woman who peers through her wispy, ratty curtains at you all day long. You can feel the peering... day in and day out. Sometimes you look out the window and she's standing on your lawn... staring at your house.





I wish I never had to work again, but still had money and love in my life
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Granted. You no longer have to work, and you have money and love. But the money you have is what your partner/family left you when they ALL died, so the money won't last forever. And the love in your life doesn't come from a partner, it comes from your one companion: a cat.



I wish I had more energy.

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Granted. It is now renamed the whore thread. (Can I say that here? )



I wish my yard was securely fenced.
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Granted, but you live in the Super Mario world, and there is a tunnel on level-19 where most crime occurs and another tunnel on the inside of your securely fenced yard's fence (and the two tunnels are connected)



I wish I could accurately replicate the actions of anything I want to (eg. walk up a wall like Spiderman, or play piano like Beethoven)
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Your wish is granted but you have utterly no control over what action you replicate or when. You end up with a kind of super-power-Tourettes.



I wish I had something new and groovy to wear to work tomorrow.

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Wish granted, but it's so groovy that it turns into a psychedelic slime creature that combines with your DNA, and you are now 'Kiz the Acid Thing'



I wish to be the greatest photographer on Earth
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Your wish is granted, but strangely, Woody Allen appears in the background every photo you take!!



I wish I could meet Tom Cruise.
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Granted. But then you have to meet Tom Cruise. Err, wait, no. You meet Tom Cruise, then you have to become a scientologist.



I wish we didn't live in a money economy.

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Granted, but now the only commodity is corn and that's the only thing everyone has. Corn to eat, corncob huts, etc.



I wish Americans would stop using oil and coal.
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Granted, but instead they start using sewage to power everything, and the earth becomes very stanky and covered in a layer of sludge.
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Psst you need to make a wish!
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Ohh hehe oops,

I wish that the next poster has a happy and healthy life.
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Wish granted, but I get so happy with my life that I can't control my own laughter causing my gut to explode which causes me to die



I wish that I would have 4 stomachs
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Granted, but because they are (I am?) so healthy, they when they can't die when they're ready to and have to live out many many many more strenuous years in a future where no one understand them.



I wish I didn't feel ugly all the time.
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Damn, you're faster than me. =[
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