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#1 Old 10-10-2008, 11:20 AM
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> Subject: Economy 101




> Subject: Today's Economy


> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines

> stock one year

> ago you

> would have $49.00 left.


> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the

> original

> $1,000.00.


> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.



> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one

> year ago,

> drank all of

> the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum

> recycling REFUND,

> you

> would have $214.00 cash.


> Based on the above, the best current investment advice

> is to drink

> heavily

> and recycle.


> It's called the 401-Keg


> A recent study found the average American walks about

> 900 miles a

> year.


> Another study found Americans drink, on the average 22

> gallons of

> alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about

> 41 miles to

> the gallon.


> Makes You Proud To Be an American
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#2 Old 10-10-2008, 11:41 AM
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I sent this around my cubefarm... nice...
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Thats great!

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#4 Old 10-11-2008, 09:02 AM
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A "401-keg". That's funny. Thanks for the morning giggle
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