Honeyfugle won our last "Well, I never!" thread by never having lived in a place with a shower. Since she hasn't started another thread, I decided to go ahead. Honeyfugle, if you want to jump in and pre-empt whatever "I've never" we're on at the time with one of your own, feel free.
...lived outside of Ohio. (One semester abroad doesn't count. "Home" is wherever you intend to return to, and I definitely intended to return to Ohio as soon as I was done with that semester.)
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.