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whisper 05-03-2007 05:51 PM

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Thoughts for the weekend



Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press

'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?



If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with

something called labor!



Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.



But Most Of All, Remember !



A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,

And Always Close To Your Heart!

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Ponderisms



I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die

of natural causes.



Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a

weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the

ground easily, it is a valuable plant.



The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

replacement.



Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.



Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks

about seeing UFOs like they used to?



In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is

weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole

box to start a campfire?



Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"



Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the

next thing that comes outta its butt."



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?



Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to

look up there anyway?



Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?





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