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#1 Old 04-21-2007, 03:49 PM
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The people of middle earth and the people of flat earth are going to war



It was just over a minor argument



there weapons have yet to be chosen
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#2 Old 04-21-2007, 10:56 PM
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They should use their inside voices.

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They should use their inside voices.



Because the people of middle earth have very sensitive ears. In fact, they can often be seen wearing earmuffs to block some sounds...
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#4 Old 04-23-2007, 10:52 AM
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some sounds of orcs crawling on the ground i night i wear earmuffs to block it out so you would think they would there closer you know
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Those aren't orcs, h1pp1eboy. They're moat slugs from the moat of gravy that surrounds the Burger King's castle.
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Moat slugs were once friendly inch worms... until they ate too much Burger King hamburgers. The antibiotics in the meat mutated them into what we now know as moat slugs...
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Moat slugs i saw those once by buckleberry feirrie on my travles with frodo those things were crazy we were lucky that zorro was with us
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Zorro is an expert in the slaying of Moat Slugs. He was trained by the Great Tofu Wizard of the North.
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The slugs that Zorro carved a Z into have all joined up with the Uruk Hai that bear the White Hand of the Great Tofu Wizard of the North and are on their way to attack The Inn of the Prancing Pony.
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What a sight , all the Z slugs sucked together on the hand of the hand of the tofu wizard to fight the prancing pony a unicorn no less , covered in slug bait
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What the Z slugs didn't know was that the prancing pony covered in slug bait was the center of a trap. Hiding behind the bushed that surrounded the slug baited prancing pony was 1,000 angry trolls...
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but the Z slugs know that the prancing pony thinks that the world is flat and he can only gallop out 2km 826mt and 17 cms give or take 1cm with out going over the edge , the trolls some how , have to suck the Z slugs close
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Thats why the placed shiny objects around the pony. Everyone knows Z slugs are attracted to shiny objects...
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thats right any thing that shines like the Z slime the Z slugs will go for , but the Z slugs still have Z voices they hear to guide them
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I don't like finding slugs in my lettuce.

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Oh ! but they arnt Z slugs , the slugs you find are the ones you dont like finding , Z slugs , like to ride prancing pones .
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I wouldn't want to find Z slugs on prancing ponies in my lettuce, either.

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Z slugs on prancing ponies are usually found on carrot sticks, not lettuce...
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I like carrot sticks dipped in peanut butter.

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I do too, but Z slugs do not!
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Get off the Z slugs already, OK?

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z slugs are for pansy flowers
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Only pansies talk endlessly about Z slugs.

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well actually the pansies are singing to the z slugs , there could be some thing going on here
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I thought pansies only dated hobbits?
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Pansies fancy hobbits; however hobbits only have eyes for dancing fruit pies.
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Fruit pies are attracted to hairy feet...
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but what are hairy feet attracted to i will tell you me mr fancy pants
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Hairy feet like Mr. Fancy Pants? I thought he was married...
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#30 Old 04-30-2007, 12:26 PM
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so what , its his pants he likes not mr fancy
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