Ok, I just used my super powers to steal your soul. If you want it back, you'll have to say something nice or post a funny picture of yourself. And I'm damn hot, I just want to share that hotness with the world at an affordable price
Here's a special one. Yet another including my cousin Jenny.
A bunch of us were just goofing around, taking pictures. Someone else had the camera. Jenny leans over and bites my shirt above my boob, to make it look like she was biting my boob. I, for comedic purposes (because that's how I roll), decided to act like I liked it. However, when the pictures came back, we discovered it turned out a little too realistic.
Ah, I see. I'm in the same boat. I am very gifted at giving things horrible names. I had this fish who everytime she got pregnant, I'd change her name. So I called her Preg Nancy, Babyzooka, Brat Factory, etc. I also had hampsters named Spoon, Chewy, and Bobo. Mice named Beismo and Toenail. And I think that's it. Oh, and I had this mutant looking fish and I named her Mutilda.
Plus nobody should have kids. They're too sticky. If I had one, I'd probably end up naming it something weird like Stickypotamus or Velcro or TJ or something.