I'm really a very wealthy cat. I live in a mansion on a private island w/my own beach, not that I actually swim at the beach, I am, afterall, a cat. However I love the view from my mansion of the beautiful ocean & the sound of the crashing waves. I have a few cat friends here w/me & two human companions so I never get bored. In the evenings we watch the sun set & drink pina coladas. Last week we went on a trip to another galaxy where we met a most unique breed of cats or something similar to us. They look somewhat like us but they also have fins, though being cats, they never use them in water. None were nearly as beautiful as I. Our second day there they took us to a duck pond for a lunch picnic & were most surprised to learn that my friends & I had no intention of actually eating the ducks & in fact, we had brought little snacks for them. The other cats then decided that they shouldn't eat the ducks either because since there was so much non-animal food for them to eat there was really no reason for them to be killing other beings for food. They were so excited that we had taught them this most valuable lesson and decided to share it w/the other inhabitants of their galaxy. All of them loved the idea & were astonished that they had never thought of it on their own. Since that day no animal in that galaxy has ever eaten meat again. And that is how the galaxy of Watermellon became completely vegetarian!