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I have met Skylark, and she is in reality a 54-year-old gay male living in Hollywood, California who makes the costumes for Dancing With the Stars and in her spare time does rhinestone portraits on black velvet of Jesus, Elvis and Cher to sell in Las Vegas.



She/he is also married to David Gest, Liza's ex.



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Rob Zombie is my lover.



*is quite turned on by that thought*
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I find her penis sexy.

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She knows from experience!

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^^Y'all are completely normal people.
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Normal isn't overrated.

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I've been sleeping perfectly well the past week









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If you say those words, Amy, I will end up turning into something more beautiful than all the super-human super-models combined.



But I will use my powers for good and bless all the true veg*ns of the world with a million dollars, tax free (dollars = whatever currency your country uses).
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If you say those words, Amy, I will end up turning into something more beautiful than all the super-human super-models combined.



But I will use my powers for good and bless all the true veg*ns of the world with a million dollars, tax free (dollars = whatever currency your country uses).
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I fart halos. (should we go on tour together, mrrple?)
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I eat fart halos.



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I am so comfortable in myself and not scared at all about dating again.

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