I have met Skylark, and she is in reality a 54-year-old gay male living in Hollywood, California who makes the costumes for Dancing With the Stars and in her spare time does rhinestone portraits on black velvet of Jesus, Elvis and Cher to sell in Las Vegas.
She/he is also married to David Gest, Liza's ex.
Well, it wasn't a total lie. She has met me.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
The thought of having to know the integumentary system, muscular system, nervous system, skeletal system, and the special senses for my cumulative anatomy lab final on wednesday does not stress me out at all...in fact I won't even be studying