Vegan men seriously turn me off. I mean who are they kidding? I can't imagine anything better than a huge, hairy man taking me out to a steakhouse for dinner, followed by an unsatisfactory night together. If God meant for men to be athletes between the sheets He wouldn't have given us these pointy teeth!
Additionally, I have no financial worries whatsoever. And my apartment is a spotless penthouse in the most well-maintained building of all time!! And even though rent is crazy-high, I have no problem paying it off because I'm filthy rich!
Oh, also: this was no fun whatsoever. Kat, this was a TERRIBLE idea.