kpickell is noisy. I mean he is obnoxiously loud and abrasive. It's gonna take a week or so just for my eardrums to heal after being around that guy.
And Jinga...whew! Silly, frivolous, inane and she chatters like a squirrel. And you should see how she dresses! That leather (!) mini-skirt...uh, more like a BELT, people. I saw her UNDIES!
Micheal is just MEAN. Every time one of us wasn't looking, he poked us with forks, or pinched us real hard. And Michael, the kicking has to stop. My shins are still bleeding.
Wolfie hates dogs. All dogs. She told us that they are really only good for blaming farts on and cleaning up spilled food. She is also really loud, has scary eyes and bites people when they say the word "falafel".
NDvegan is antisocial and lazy. What's up wth that chick?
IamJen is a meanie too, just like Micheal. And she hates babies, except for dinner.
Mouse and Budda have secretly been married to each other for 35 years. They put something in that tofu scramble and when jinga's mom came to pick her up, we were all running around naked and hanging from light fixtures and ceiling fans but we don't remember anything about it. Mouse is shy and spent most of her time in a corner, wringing her hands, and taking notes. Budda is a little odd. He spent most of his time in the shower, keeping track of how many people look behind the shower curtain before they use the toilet.
AngelofDance is really a 52 year old car insurance salesman with a Hitler mustache. The girl in the pictures is really one of his mail-order brides. He has a nervous habit of back-handing the person sittin to his right when he hears a loud noise. Nobody else ever heard the noises but there were plenty of blackened eyes and split lips this weekend courtesy of AOD, I'll tell ya'. I was a little scared of him.
Carnelian really has thin, greasy orange hair and is wearing a wig in the pictures you see of her. She brought her 7 rag-a-muffin children with her to St. Louis and they only would eat fish sandwiches from mcdonald's. When a couple of them got lost in the butterfly house she said "Don't worry about it. They aren't mine anyway. Easy come, easy go." That woman is a strange one.
Jingas dogs were the worst though. I still have blood spurting out of my neck and I have to get off of here and go to the hospital now.
I hope I am not forgetting anyone. It was an awful weekend and they all deserved what they got.