Who cares what the weather is outside? All that matters is, "Will the kitchen and dining room at work be unsufferably hot again today?" I don't know what it is, but even in the coldest weather, that place can be hot as the oven.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.