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#1 Old 02-23-2012, 08:59 PM
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Knees and toes. Head and shoulders, knees and toes.

Eyes and ears and a mouth and nose.

Head and shoulders, knees and toes.

Childhood silly games.

(Ok yes random)

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
 Marilyn Monroe
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#2 Old 02-24-2012, 02:38 AM
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You put your left leg in.

You take your left leg out.

You put your left leg in and shake it all about.

You do the okey kokey and you turn around.

And that's what it's all about!
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#3 Old 02-24-2012, 06:28 AM
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Ezekiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
Ezekiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
Ezekiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
"Oh, hear the word of the Lord."

The toe bone connected to the heel bone,
The heel bone connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone connected to the leg bone,
The leg bone connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone connected to the back bone,
The back bone connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone connected to the head bone,
Oh, hear the word of the Lord!

Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk aroun'
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk aroun'
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk aroun'
Oh, hear the word of the Lord.

The head bone connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone connected to the back bone,
The back bone connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone connected to the leg bone,
The leg bone connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone connected to the heel bone,
The heel bone connected to the toe bone,
Oh, hear the word of the Lord!

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#4 Old 02-24-2012, 07:05 AM
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Eeny, meeny, miny mo
Catch a... erm nevermind.

The crap that kids repeat....
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Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,mutilated monkey meat, itty bitty birdie feet.French fried eyeballs sitting in a pool of blood,and I forgot my spoon.

Nec Aspera Terrent
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#6 Old 02-28-2012, 06:59 PM
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So far, we've had Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, The Hokey Pokey, Dem Bones, Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe (partial), and Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts. (I don't think the last one is veg*an).

I'm going to post "You're Always Welcome At Our House" by Shel Silverstein.
Well, a man came to our house
Our house
Our house
A man came to our our house
To sell some brooms.
So we asked him to come in,
And we hit him with a hammer,
And we hid him in the closet
In my father's room.

But you're always welcome at our house
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a lady came to our house
Our house
Our house
A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school.
So we asked her to come in,
And we gave her some poisoned lemonade,
And hid her in the freezer where it's nice and cool.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a kid came into our yard
Our yard
Our yard
A kid came into our yard to get his ball.
We asked him to come in,
And we took in the basement,
And we sealed him up inside the basement wall.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

So when you come to our house
Our house
Our house
When you come to our house,
We'll have some fun.
We'll ask you to come in,
And we'll take you in the kitchen,
And we'll put you in the oven until you're done.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

And we know you will stay.
[chuckle]
I'm also going to wonder when some admin or mod is going to pull me aside and ask about my weird YouTube habits.

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#7 Old 03-08-2012, 05:23 PM
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A clapping game I played in the schoolyard as a kid:

Miss Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Mary went to heaven
The steamboat went to -

HELLO operator, give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in -

BEHIND the velvet curtain
There was a piece of glass
Miss Mary sat upon it
And hurt her big fat -

ASK me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Doing up their -

FLIES are in the city
The bees are in the park
Miss Mary and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the -

D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
Dark Dark Dark!
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I always do what's right
I never do anything wrong
I'm a Romper Room Do-Bee
A Do-Bee all day long!

It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities. ~A. Dumbledore
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Loved miss Mary.

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
 Marilyn Monroe
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You guys ready for THIS?

http://www.beachnet.com/~jeanettem/chants.html

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I see London, I see France! I see Amy's underpants!

Who needs sleep when we've got love?
Who needs keys when we've got clubs?
Who needs please when we've got guns?
Who needs peace when we've gone above?
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I see London, I see France! I see Amy's underpants!


Anytime I think I'm perfect, I remember that my cousin lives on an island, and I've never walked over to visit her.
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For all you VBers offended by this, I could make it "Go, You Cucumberfat, GO!!"
Go, You Chickenfat Go!!
CHICKEN FAT "THE YOUTH FITNESS SONG"(Meredith Wilson)Robert Preston"Disk Jockey Version"Touch downEvery morningTen times!Not justNow and then.Give that chicken fatBack to the chicken,And don't be chicken again.No, don't be chicken again.Push upEvery morningTen times.Push upStarting low.Once more on the rise.Nuts to the flabby guys!Go, you chicken fat, go away!Go, you chicken fat, go!Left! Left! Left! Left!Left a good pound and a quarter.Was it right, right that it should be left?Yes, I left! Left! Left! Left!Left a good pound and a quarter.It was right (left), right (left) that it should be left!Now, touch your toes with me. Ready!Touch down (up)Every morning (down)Ten times!(Three!) Not just (up)(Four!) Now and then (up)(Five!) Give that (up) chicken fat(Six!) Back to the (up) chicken and(Seven!) Don't be (up) chicken (Eight!) again(up) No, (Nine!) don't be (up) chicken again. (Ten...halt!)Hit the dirt! Hit!Push ups next,Nice and steady.Not too fast.Ready!Push up (down)Every morning (up)Ten times!Push up,Starting low.(Down! That's five.) Once more (down) on the rise(Six!) Nuts to the (down) flabby guys.(Seven!) Go, you (down) chicken fat, (Everybody sing!) go away.Go, you chicken fat, go!*****

"School Version"Touch downEvery morningTen times!Not justNow and then.Give that chicken fatBack to the chicken,And don't be chicken again.No, don't be chicken again.Push upEvery morningTen times.Push upStarting low.Once more on the rise.Nuts to the flabby guys!Go, you chicken fat, go away!Go, you chicken fat, go!Good morning!Hands on hips, place!Now then, touch your toes with me. Ready!Touch down (up)Every morning (down)Ten times!(Up) Not just (d-) [he mistakenly starts to say "down" here](Four!) Now and then (up)(Five!) Give that (up) chicken fat(Six!) Back to the (up) chicken and(Seven!) Don't be (up) chicken (Eight!) again(up) No, (Nine!) don't be (up) chicken again. (Ten...halt!)Hit the dirt! Hit!Push ups next,Nice and steady.Not too fast.Ready!Push up (down)Every morning (up)Ten times!Push up,Starting low.(Down! That's five.) Once more (down) on the rise(Six!) Nuts to the (down) flabby guys.Go, you chicken fat, go away (down).(Nine) Go, you (down) chicken fat, go!Ten, and halt!Now, struggle up to your feet!Strug...(Struggle!)March in place, march!Left! Left! Left! Left!Left a good pound and a quarter.Was it right, right that it should be left?Yes, I left! Left! Left! Left!Left a good pound and a quarter.It was right (left), right (left) that it should be left!And halt! One, two.Next, sittups.Everybody's favorite, so on your back, drop.All right girls, you're in this too.Arms over head, flop!C'mon girls, now!Sit up!Sit up (down)Every morning (up)Ten timesSit up (down)(Up) On your seat. (down)(Five) Swing that rusty gate.(Six) Don't drop the tempo, mate.(Seven) Can't win draggin' your feet.(Eight) No, (nine) can't win draggin' your feet.Ten, and halt!Now on your feet, up!Everybody, hands on hips, place.Twist your trunk to the left, ready!Twist left, front,Now the right side,Ten times!Twist left, front(Right) Grunting low (front)Grunt!(Ungh!) Louder!(Ungh!) Front, now!Left and front and everybody sing!Go, you chicken fat, go!And, halt.Fingers back of your neck, lace.Right foot forward, place.The pogo spring, landing on alternate feet.Ready!Spring left,Spring right,Higher!Higher!Up, down,Up, down,Higher!Higher!Wait, not too high!Up, down,Up, down,Up, down,Halt!Drop your hands to the side, feet together, place.Overhead, clap, and jump to stride.Known as the jumping jack far and wide.All right, are you ready? Ready!Jump, two! Clap, Two!Clap, two! Clap, slap!Clap, slap! Clap, slap!Jump, two! Jump, two!Jump, it's good for you.Three more is all we do.Jump, two!And...halt and sing!Go, you chicken fat, go!March in place,March! Left! Left! Left!Left a good pound and a quarter.Was it right, right that it should be left?Oh, I left! Left! Left! Left!Left a good pound and a quarter.It was right (left), right (left) and halt.One, two.Palms up, arms to the side, raise!Next we're gonna do backwards circles,Ready? Ready!Circle round, round, round,Back and around, back and around.Back and around, back and around.And back and around, and reverse.And around, Front and around.Front and around, front and around.Front and around, and halt.Arms to the side, place.On your back, drop.And now, raise your legs in the air, raise!It's the bicycle ride!And, pump, pump, pump, pump,Pump, pump, pump, pump,Pump, pump, pump, pump,Pump, pump, and...Halt.On your feet, upQuickly, quickly, nextInhale, arms sweep up inward,Exhale, arms out and down.(Inhale, arms sweep up inward,Exhale, outward, down.)Ready!Inhale, slowEvery morningExhale, clear down.Inhale, take the air!Down and around and inhale.Grab that oxygen,Exhale and try again!You're not getting your share.(Clear down) No, (inhale) you're not getting your share!On the down, halt!The tortoise and the hare next.First the tortoise.Bend the elbow, and run in place.Ready? Ready!Running, (two)(Run)Like a tortoise,(Okay)Too far, and too slow.Now double up, ready!(Running)Run two three four,(Like a hare)Run two three four,(Now you are)Run two three four,(Getting there)Run two three four,Go you(Run two three four)Chicken fat,(Run two three four)(Go away!)Everybody sing!Go, you chicken fat, go!Go!Go!Dismissed!

Anytime I think I'm perfect, I remember that my cousin lives on an island, and I've never walked over to visit her.
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#14 Old 03-16-2012, 03:54 PM
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Tic-tac-toe
Three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Then he called the doctor and the doctor said
Whoop! Barney's deh-ead



"A-yup. Ya wasted yer life, son"

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Reses pieces-mess with me I mess up
Bang bang cho cho train lets see *name* do their thing!
I cant! why not? I just cant! why not?
My back aches, the suns too bright and my bootys shaking from left to right!
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#16 Old 03-20-2012, 06:45 PM
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Coca~Cola came to town
Pepsi Cola shot him down
Dr Pepper fixed him up
now we all drink 7-Up.

Anytime I think I'm perfect, I remember that my cousin lives on an island, and I've never walked over to visit her.
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