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#31 Old 01-19-2012, 11:39 AM
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You grab the book, which turns out to be Volume 2 of The Decline and Fall of the Pastichean Ecumene, by Yetunde Ladiwe.

As you run off, the woman follows you at a leisurely walk, sighing.

"I'm glad you didn't agree to the whoring. Rentboys who steal from their customers are bad for my business, you know," she says quietly, "If you give me that book back right now, I'll pretend nothing happened. On the other hand, if you try to hold onto it, I will proclaim to everyone in this dormitory that you are a thief, which is readily substantiated by the fact that I am the only one in this dormitory -- and possibly this whole camp -- with that book, and everyone here has seen me reading it. If you are considered a thief, everyone here will consider it their right to steal from you, including your rations. Is that what you want, pretty boy?"

I say, "You don't seem to understand where it is you are, lady. This is a death camp. Everyone here already knows they're gonna die, so we do that stuff anyways. Everybody knows it. Everybody talks about it. Welcome the the jungle. You've just been shark'd." Then I proceed with the theft.

"A-yup. Ya wasted yer life, son"

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#32 Old 01-19-2012, 11:59 AM
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The woman loudly announces to the dormitory that you are a thief as almost everyone in the dormitory looks on, but just as she finishes, a pair of camp guards open the southern door. They are reptilian people, about six feet tall, with scaly green skin and armed with halberds.

"EVERYONE UP!" they yell. People get our of their bunks.

"Most of you know your jobs. It seems we have some new arrivals. New arrivals, you will be escorted to the labor deployment office by your supervisor. Get to it!"
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I take off my robe and wizard hat in order to discard my disguise. I AM a reptilian! That Forrest guy and vegetable kid were right about me all along!

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#34 Old 01-19-2012, 12:37 PM
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Your wizard hat and robe, if you ever had them, were confiscated, like, three days ago. That said, you can be a sauranthrope, but you wouldn't be here unless you were a traitor or criminal of some sort, so don't expect much sympathy from the guards.
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Your wizard hat and robe, if you ever had them, were confiscated, like, three days ago. That said, you can be a sauranthrope, but you wouldn't be here unless you were a traitor or criminal of some sort, so don't expect much sympathy from the guards.

Oh please, broseph. I'm deep under cover. My robe and wizard hat were camouflaged by bleeding edge Reptilian tech. You're just trying to besmirch my good name because I don't play by your rules, lady. You just wanted some hawt Reptilian on cougar action, you sick, sick person. Did you really think I'd be going for your sick plan to dirty myself by foolin' around with some filthy ape? I give my Reptilian bros a high five and am all like, "dude-bros! Ya should have seen her! She was totally into me! Yo, Jimmy, back me up here am and I'll hook you up with some slop that isn't made from your family!"
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