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Amy SF 11-26-2011 04:34 PM

Part II having gone way past 5,000 posts, it had to be closed. But never fear, here is Part III for your perverse amusement!

The game is simple. You only have to ask yes or no questions. Here is mine:

Do you search for vegan candy canes to hang on your Christmas tree?

Capstan 11-26-2011 06:46 PM

No canes. No tree.

I think the next poster is honored to make the third entry in this thread.

Amy SF 11-26-2011 08:07 PM

Um...I guess so.

Do you have a yes or no question?

Capstan 11-26-2011 08:20 PM

Wrong thread.

Is this the yes or no thread?

Phoenix Days 11-26-2011 09:19 PM


Do you like blueberry pie?

Amy SF 11-27-2011 01:54 AM

I don't know, I've never had it.

Do Jewish kids ever get to sit on Santa's lap at the mall and tell him what they want for Chanukah?

Snowcone 11-27-2011 08:20 AM

Only if Santa's been hitting the Jesus Juice pretty hard.

Do you like my necktie?

AspireToInspire 11-27-2011 08:41 AM

Only if it's Cuban.

Do you have Christmas ringtones set on your phone?

Snowcone 11-27-2011 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by AspireToInspire View Post

Only if it's Cuban.

You mean Columbian, right? You're losing your touch.

And god no regarding the ringtones. I'd never do that to anyone around me. Blue Water Blue Sky all the way!

Can you outsmart a doctor when faking sick?

Amy SF 11-27-2011 09:55 AM

On the phone, probably. In person, no. Fortunately I've managed to fake sick to plenty of people I've worked with, none of them doctors, and convinced all of them that I couldn't work that day.

Do you agree with Ferris Bueller that high school is immature and childish?

Snowcone 11-27-2011 10:57 AM

Yes, which is why he should have gone to school. He'd fit right in. God I hate him.

Should you be standing there?

AspireToInspire 11-27-2011 12:58 PM

Should you be minding your business instead of catching sleepy people's slightly hungover errors and making them look like fools in front of the other Yes or No thread participants!? Hmmm? I am going to lay here on this couch with my laptop balanced atop a belly that's full of pizza just to defy you, your leaders and your rules, nurse shark.

Ever drink virgin versions of tasty alcoholic beverages?

Amy SF 11-27-2011 01:22 PM

No. If I'm going to have a hangover, it should come from REAL alcoholic drinks, not the fake kind.

Do you tell yourself, "never assume anything" and then find yourself making really big, and often incorrect, assumptions?

Snowcone 11-27-2011 03:26 PM

Should I be ashamed to say yes?

Can you knock that off?

Amy SF 11-27-2011 09:06 PM

Gimme some vegan sausage, a pile of straw potatoes, and a pitcher of ice cold beer with which to fortify myself, and I can knock off anything.

Do you ever wish upon a star?

unovegan 11-28-2011 07:35 AM

In times of despair, yes.

Can you easily see stars from your homestead?

Snowcone 11-28-2011 09:06 AM

Too much smog.

Are you a smug snake?

unovegan 11-28-2011 09:13 AM

no, but i have one.

Are you deplorable?

Snowcone 11-28-2011 09:18 AM

No. I'm deployable.

"How big would you say this earwig is?" was asked of you by a wandering tax-payer. Would you answer that it is over the weight limit?

unovegan 11-28-2011 09:39 AM

not over the weight limit, but overweight in general.

Have you ever met a 3 star general?

AspireToInspire 11-28-2011 02:58 PM

Can't say that I have.

Are you achy?

unovegan 11-28-2011 03:01 PM

my shoulder, yes.

Do you often think about bailing from this website?

Snowcone 11-28-2011 03:49 PM

Yeah, but I give up all pretenses of having anything better to do before long.

Can you stand to lead an event?

unovegan 11-28-2011 03:51 PM

no, i sit to lead it.

Are you an oaf?

Snowcone 11-28-2011 03:55 PM

No. More of a scamp, really.

Have you ever kept your hair sitting in old dishwater because you want to be a dishwater blond?

Trippy 11-28-2011 04:21 PM


Have you ever been in a protest?

AspireToInspire 11-28-2011 04:30 PM


Have you ever witnessed a riot?

Trippy 11-28-2011 04:31 PM


Have you ever met a unicorn?

Amy SF 11-28-2011 09:25 PM

No sirree.

Do you have a really good answer when some omni idiot tells you that "plants feel pain, too"?

AspireToInspire 11-29-2011 04:47 AM


Do you have any neighborhood cat friends?

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