Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in God above, If the Bible tells you so? Do you believe in rock Ân roll, Can music save your mortal soul, And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Yeah, I once cut myself badly with a sharp knife while trying to slice a bagel. Fortunately I was working in a hospital at the time, so I walked over to the emergency room and got some stitches in my finger. This was after a nurse walked into the ladies restroom and found me bleeding into the sink and trying to get a band-aid to stay put.
Have you ever bought a certain item somewhere because of an advertised sale, and you were pretty proud of yourself for snagging that item at a good discount, until you discovered that you could have bought the same item elsewhere for even less?