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#1 Old 08-18-2011, 07:24 PM
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God created watermelons, and then created humans to eat them. For a long time we did not have tools we could use to cut watermelons into many small pieces, so god gave us 2 nostrils so that we could still breathe, without having to stop eating, when the first nostril got clogged up with watermelon.
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#2 Old 08-18-2011, 07:26 PM
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First of all, Tom Cruise created all of us in His divine image.

Secondly........watermelon is gross.

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I remember seeing this movie where this guy had sex with a heated watermelon offscreen. I forgot what it was called though.

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First of all, Tom Cruise created all of us in His divine image.

Secondly........watermelon is gross.

Well, yeah, the ones with the seeds are gross. But seedless watermelons are awesome.

We have two nostrils because when you get sick, one always gets clogged up.
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Usually the left one.
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No, we have two nostrils so that we can still breathe with one when we stick a jellybean up the other.

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Or so we don't suffocate while picking our noses.

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Because having three would be ridiculous, lol.
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Because having three would be ridiculous, lol.

I'll agree with this.

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I remember seeing this movie where this guy had sex with a heated watermelon offscreen. I forgot what it was called though.

Could you do a little research and get back to us?
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having 2 nostrils allows us to better taste the epicness that is watermelon
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#13 Old 08-18-2011, 11:04 PM
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We hear, see, and smell in stereo. True fact. If you smell something, can't you tell where it is coming from? It is a good survival skill.

Here's a test. snort enough meth that your septum erodes away. I bet you don't survive as long as the control sample.
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I don't know.
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Well, yeah, the ones with the seeds are gross. But seedless watermelons are awesome.

We have two nostrils because when you get sick, one always gets clogged up.

you better watch out. monsanto is big into producing seedless watermelons. do you smell a conspiracy here?
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Omnom watermelon. Now I want some watermelon.
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Oral pleasures. This is why.

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Could you do a little research and get back to us?

I did and it was called Eight Days a Week.

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No, we have two nostrils so that we can still breathe with one when we stick a jellybean up the other.

Well, this makes the most sense, but I would have said crayon, not jellybean.

Actually if we have a nosebleed from one side, we can stick a tissue up that side and still breathe from the other side. Sort of.

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I did and it was called Eight Days a Week.

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