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#1 Old 04-07-2011, 05:44 AM
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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........


A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..
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#2 Old 04-07-2011, 05:50 AM
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B... BOAST about the number of office supplies you've taken home.

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C... Cut up your boss.

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#4 Old 04-07-2011, 06:30 AM
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D for daughter . . . the boss's daughter
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#5 Old 04-07-2011, 07:36 AM
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E... Excercise your right not to wear pants.
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#6 Old 04-07-2011, 07:39 AM
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F) Forget to come to work for a couple of weeks.

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G: Grin and ask everyone in a creepy voice "do you want fries with that" when you don't work in a place that serves food.
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H... Have the nerve to tell your boss; "I made you, I can destroy you." if you are denied time off.
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I: Insist that everyone call you 'Big Poppa' and make yourself a sparkled name tag that says just that.

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#11 Old 04-07-2011, 09:09 AM
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J: Joke around by constantly pulling the fire alarms.
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J-Jokingly refer to your boss as Mr. Big, but announce privately (via speakerphone) to your friend that he has that name for a reason.

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Oops!

K-Kick the crap out of a sweet old lady type customer.

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L-Lie on your resume....
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#15 Old 04-07-2011, 06:37 PM
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M-Make copies of your butt on the copy machine.

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#16 Old 04-07-2011, 06:46 PM
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N... not charging people you know for the product you are selling.
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O--overcharging people that p*ss u off.

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O--overcharging people that p*ss u off.

P... pocketing the profit.
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Q--quacking orders at coworkers

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R - Refuse to do any work that you don't feel like doing

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#21 Old 04-07-2011, 07:28 PM
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S-Stealing your bosses parking spot.

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#22 Old 04-07-2011, 10:40 PM
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T: Take an paid holiday by locking yourself in the bathroom all day with a fat book.
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#23 Old 04-07-2011, 11:34 PM
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U: Urinate on your coworkers.

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V: Vehemently deny any involvement in the embezzlement you openly posted all over Face Book about.

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W: Wax your bikini line in the breakroom.

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X: Xylophone players, use company money to pay one to follow your boss around playing the "Rick Roll" song.

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Y: Yell "SORRY! after each silly comment made throughout the day to everyone (especially the boss).
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#28 Old 04-08-2011, 08:26 AM
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Z: Zero in on everyone co-worker you dislike and then soak them in durian juice.

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#29 Old 04-08-2011, 08:58 AM
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A- Alienate anybody who refuses to sign your petition to dye the toilet paper pink.

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A- Alienate anybody who refuses to sign your petition to dye the toilet paper pink.

doing it wrong, we still have å,ä and ö left.

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