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#121 Old 04-16-2011, 06:48 PM
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#129 Old 04-23-2011, 01:26 AM
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T: Take pictures of your boss on the toilet.

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#130 Old 04-24-2011, 01:39 AM
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U: Underachieve at every opportunity. Then call everyone else a slacker.

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#131 Old 04-24-2011, 01:16 PM
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V: Vacuum incessantly. But don't just vacuum the floors, vacuum the walls and top of your desk and the insides of your cabinets and everything. When you can't find parts of an important project, tell your boss that the cleaners must have moved it.

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W: Water everything. Not just potted plants. Desks, papers, people, customers, even shoes. Say you're helping the environment grow and flourish.
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#133 Old 05-15-2011, 09:28 AM
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X-ray all of the office stationary and furniture, place it around the walls as decoration and steal all of the coins that show up on the xrays, claiming they would never have been found otherwise.

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#134 Old 05-15-2011, 10:33 AM
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Y: Yoke yourself to your lover and insist that this is a new kind of couples therapy, that you must be accommodated at work from here on out with your partner right there next to you.

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#135 Old 05-15-2011, 06:16 PM
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Zig-zag through the obstacle course you made using office supplies and office furniture. Bonus points for "traps" like staplers open face-up on the floor to be stepped on.

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#136 Old 05-19-2011, 09:45 AM
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A: Allow the interns a day off.

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#137 Old 05-19-2011, 12:32 PM
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Buy a Ouija board, call down a demon and bind it to your boss' apartment.

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#138 Old 05-30-2011, 05:14 AM
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#139 Old 05-30-2011, 06:16 AM
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Douche publicly.

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#140 Old 05-30-2011, 08:32 AM
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#141 Old 06-03-2011, 07:08 AM
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F: Feel around until you find the reproductive organs of a coworker; bonus points if you find someone else's first.

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#142 Old 06-03-2011, 08:14 AM
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#143 Old 06-03-2011, 02:02 PM
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H: Hang voodoo dolls of your boss and coworkers arround the office. Adorn with various sharp objects.

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#144 Old 06-03-2011, 02:08 PM
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#145 Old 06-05-2011, 09:13 AM
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#146 Old 06-05-2011, 10:53 AM
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Know everything and refuse to acknowledge that you may be wrong about something. This is especially helpful if you actually don't know much to begin with.

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#147 Old 06-05-2011, 01:20 PM
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L: Lovingly serenade your attractive secretary during a sexual harassment seminar.

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#148 Old 06-05-2011, 01:35 PM
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Mimic your bosses behaviour behind his back until one day he walks in on you doing it.

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#149 Old 06-05-2011, 07:53 PM
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#150 Old 06-05-2011, 08:36 PM
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O: Openly display your disgust and/or dislike for every person you come into contact with.

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