Only if I'm under the influence of some foreign substance or another.
Does your right hand come off?
No, the surgeon did a pretty good job of reattaching it after that evil, evil man chopped it off while I was in the back seat of a car with my boyfriend when we were out in the woods where a serial killer was rumored to be hiding. Last time I go on a date with THAT idiot.
Mark David Chapman shot and killed John Lennon. When police arrived at the scene Chapman was still there, reading a copy of Catcher in the Rye. The book was a major influence into the mind of the killer. I know it isn't right to blame one book for one phycho, but that's still all I'll be thinking about while reading it.
“The real satanist is not quite so easily recognized as such” - Anton Szandor LaVey