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Your thoughts?
Personally, I think it's unnatural.
Personally, I think it's unnatural.
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Hey, how two consenting tubers express their love is none of your concern.
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Well, if the Tea Party movement comes out against it, then I think I'd be obligated to defend it, just on principle. But other than that, I think it's a waste of perfectly good potatoes,
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Originally Posted by Pariah 
Hey, how two consenting tubers express their love is none of your concern.
Hey, how two consenting tubers express their love is none of your concern.
Yeah but if we allow this, then what comes next? Copulation and pineapple chunks? This is not how God intended man and potato to live
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Hmm yes, the next thing you know they'll be calling for the legalization of Potato Marriage, and the right to adopt children.
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Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew
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...Rincewind?
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I read the subject line and thought, now here we have two of my favourite things all in one place. Perhaps a tad messy simultaneously, but separately they are very enjoyable indeed.
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Originally Posted by SomebodyElse
Hmm yes, the next thing you know they'll be calling for the legalization of Potato Marriage, and the right to adopt children.
Hmm yes, the next thing you know they'll be calling for the legalization of Potato Marriage, and the right to adopt children.
And then 3 potatoes might want to copulate at once. It's a slippery slope!
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That's one HOT potato. I can't believe my EYES. It just gets worse from here.
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Originally Posted by Sevenseas
Your thoughts?
Personally, I think it's unnatural.
Your thoughts?
Personally, I think it's unnatural.
I understand that Tom Cruise is also opposed to copulating potatoes.
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I understand that Tom Cruise is also opposed to copulating potatoes.
I understand that Tom Cruise is also opposed to copulating potatoes.
Well there exists an unpublished manuscript by L. Ron Hubbard that reveals that copulating potatoes and how to fight against them was intended to be a central part of scientologist thought. Tom probably has access to it.
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I don't see how two things which give one so much pleasure could be wrong in combination.
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We need to find a way to stop the potato agenda!
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Anyone read the Spudsutra?
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And of course this gives freah meaning to the phrase, Mr. Potatohead.
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Originally Posted by Earthling
I don't see how two things which give one so much pleasure could be wrong in combination.
I don't see how two things which give one so much pleasure could be wrong in combination.
I take it you haven't seen "Two Girls, One Potato" then.
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I have but, have you seen Two Potatoes in a Sandbox?
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OMG have you guys seen potatse?
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Nope, but I am rather fond of potato party.
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I showed my brother this thread. He said "THIS is what you guys talk about on your vegetarian websites?!"
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Originally Posted by CindyLennyCleo
I showed my brother this thread. He said "THIS is what you guys talk about on your vegetarian websites?!"
I showed my brother this thread. He said "THIS is what you guys talk about on your vegetarian websites?!"
You should have replied "no, sometimes we also talk about copulation and zucchinis".
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