Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Southern California
Turn yourself in and claim innocence by way of mental defect. Tell them Satan made you do it. They'll toss you in the psych ward and keep you doped up and euphorically happy. With three meals a day, nobody to bother you, and all the books and exercise videos you need, you can live a punishment-free life.
And now I have a problem of my own. I was misdiagnosed with terminal cancer, so I gave all my money away to the homeless. I just learned that the diagnosis was wrong and I'm not really dying. How do I get my money back?
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