A comment from mrrple in the period disrespect thread inspired me to start this thread.
What are all the euphemisms for "I'm menstruating"? I'll list the ones I can recall, and everyone else jump in.
1. I'm on my period.
2. It's a woman thing/woman's issue/girl stuff.
3. Aunt Flo is visiting.
4. It's that time of the month.
5. I'm on the rag.
6. I'm gathering floss.
7. I'm... you know.
8. It's That Week.
9. It's moontime.
10. My flow is here.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.