Originally Posted by FB305
I am a very important person.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our
Company can afford.
I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock
Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
I have everything, let me show you around.
Smile you ****er, it's not often you get this chance.
Love is just an exchangeof corporate documents.
I've reviewed your rapport and I feel you're a prospect for mechanical
This is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties
Technically this is just a business merger.
A consolidation of liquid assets.
We are respectively geared towards customer service.
There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you're willing,
I am sure we could synchronize agendas.
Swift, and efficient satisfaction.
Through innovative planning,
We could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive
And adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment
Promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my
Preliminary objective outline.
Raises are granted based on performance.
- Every Time I Die
I have lost what initially makes us human, by joining this thing. Im a plain person with shallow interests. I am a misanthrope.I am a weirdo. I do not believe in Furniture. I do not watch TV. I am striving to keep pure beliefs. I do not believe in organized religion of any kind. I do not believe in supremacy. I do not do drugs, I only smoke crystal meth on thursdays. I have developed a great right handed masturbation technique. I can divide by zero. I am becoming desensitized. I love music, playing it as well as listening to it. I am vegetarian. I have sleeping problems. I know the last digit of Pi. I am not the ****. I am not cool. I do not like fast cars. I do not like jewelry. I cannot use plastic money. I have two rats. Video games keep me company at night.
Thats my thing har har har