Heh..which breakup to you want? I have several. Here's the top three.
1. After two years of not bieng able to go outside, have friends, or look people directly in the eye (serious) I decided to leave my hubby. I had the last straw right after Christmas. He bought a tree home from his job at home depot, we decorated it and the next night he came home plastered...took an axe (yep an axe) and CHOPPED the tree down (with the decorations). I left the apartment with 12 bucks, and the clothes I was wearing and got the hell outta there the next morning while he was at work. He never came after me, but he did call a few times. I told him if he ever came near me I'd chop him up in lil pieces and put him out on the curb with the other garbage. That was enough..we divorced a couple months later.
2. I had this guy I was dating. He spent the night at my house, and his pager went off around 7 am. I called it back, thinking it was his brother, but it was some chick telling me that he was her man..etc. etc. During this time, there was a song out called "I dont ever want to see you again." about a guy who got a Dear John letter from his chick..well bieng the creative person I was, I got up, wrote a Dear *&%$# letter telling him I knew about that other girl and to never call me again. I get dressed for work...kick him and wake him up, point him towards the bus stop and hand him the letter. He read it at the bus stop and hung his head down in shame. Me and the girl he was cheating with became friends..she dumped his ass too.
3. I was dating a female who was suicidal. And Jealous. Did I mention this chick was jealous? Well, one day she sees me with a female relative and goes off the deep end. She calls me saying "Oh...I saw you riding with some *****...oh I guess you think you look so good...etc. etc. I hung up in her face, thinking it was over. Hell no. The next day I go to the mailbox, there's a letter in it....with blood on it, sayin next time it would be MY blood on the letter. This chick had cut her wrist..with a razor blade and put it on the letter. Yeah..I told you she was crazy, didn't I? Anyhoo, the next day she said she would come by and "deal" with me about me hanging out with someone else. I wasn't scared, but I was looking out the window every few minutes... heh she never showed - she was arrested on her way there...and she's still there. Ha! I didn't have to break up with her...the judge broke us up.