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#1 Old 01-20-2005, 08:04 PM
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if you could ask your cat one question that he could answer, what would you ask?



i'd ask "why are you people so friggin scared of plastic bags?"
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#2 Old 01-20-2005, 08:06 PM
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Why do you insist on following me and only me into the bathroom everytime I go pee?
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#3 Old 01-20-2005, 08:15 PM
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Why do you wait until I'm walking out the door to get affectionate?

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#4 Old 01-20-2005, 08:23 PM
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I have three cats so I have three questions:



Cat #1. Why do you like to pee on soft stuff like freshly folded laundry even when the litter box is spotless?



Cat #2. Why do you jump sky high and then hide when I walk by? It's been 4 years and I've never harmed a hair on your furry little head.



Cat #3. What's the fascination with curling yourself around my shoulders like a fur stole and going to sleep when I'm sitting at the computer?



And a general question for all cats: Do you adore me as much I adore you?
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yeah I was just thinking that instead I'd ask "Do you really love me, or is it just the food?"



on the other hand maybe I don't want to know the answer.
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#6 Old 01-20-2005, 08:26 PM
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Here's one I think we can ALL ask: Why do you SHED so much???

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I would ask Uma what she remembers from before we rescued her. Does she remember hiding under our house all scared? Does she remember her mom?



I'd ask Sophie if she really thinks she's going to get milk when she kneads me and butts her head into my side like she's trying to nurse.



I'd ask Kittyboy how he got to be so cool.
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What are you guys playing with and why are you the only ones that can see them?
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#9 Old 01-20-2005, 09:12 PM
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Did the bad doggy bite you?



**I REALLY wish my cat could answer that for me...
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#10 Old 01-20-2005, 09:17 PM
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Why do you want me to follow you to your full bowl of catfood just to watch you eat?
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Oh, if we get to ask each cat a question . . .the first question I asked Was for Shortie.



Berlin: Are you in a lot of pain?



Shrooms: Why do panic and cry when your food dish gets below being half full?
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Why do you insist on following me and only me into the bathroom everytime I go pee?



Excellent question!
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#13 Old 01-20-2005, 11:16 PM
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What do you want for dinner? Why is the food that you ate happily last week and demanded more of suddenly poison to you?

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Why do you insist on following me and only me into the bathroom everytime I go pee?



Ditto, but I would also...



ask Milo, why do you like to stuff your large, fluffy body into small cardboard boxes?



I would ask Zelda, why do you only knead the two purple fuzzy pillows and nothing else?
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#15 Old 01-21-2005, 05:50 AM
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Why do you play with your poo?
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#16 Old 01-21-2005, 06:10 AM
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Are you going to get a job and help out towards your expenses?
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#17 Old 01-21-2005, 06:22 AM
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I wouldn't ask my cat that, Falafels, I already know the answer.













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do you resent me 'cuz I got you neutered?
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#19 Old 01-21-2005, 11:44 AM
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What do you want me to do to make you happier?



Except I already know the answer, and I'm not getting rid of my dogs. Sorry cats.
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Will you marry me?
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#21 Old 01-21-2005, 12:32 PM
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Guinness, why do you watch me shower?



Harp, why to you get your head stuck in boxes, bags, water glasses?



Amber, why do you only leave me with an 1/8th of the bed?
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#22 Old 01-21-2005, 12:35 PM
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When is it going to be your turn to go to the store and get food for us?
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To Misty: Why do you jump into the bathtub and chase phantom bugs?



To Sabrina: Why do you like to curl up in the bathroom sink?

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Why do you bite me when I'm just trying to pet you?!
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#25 Old 01-21-2005, 01:00 PM
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I'd ask Toogies:



How did you end up being so darn close to perfect?



Why did you suddenly decide your litter box is for decoration only and use my closet?



How did you get so darn adorable?



Why do you insist on bringing live mice into the house, and then rub your face all over mine?



Can I clone you so I can have you forever and ever?



Will you resent me when you have your babies and I give three of them away?



Will you be jealous of the one that I keep?



Do you love me as much as I love you?
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#26 Old 01-21-2005, 02:01 PM
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Why do you bite me when I love you so?
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#27 Old 01-21-2005, 02:09 PM
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You know that sitting at the front door and screaming to be let in then running through the house and demanding to be let out the back door is not a real short cut right? Especially when you run back around to the front door and repeat.
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#28 Old 01-21-2005, 02:28 PM
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I guess I asked more than one question, but I love my kitty!
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#29 Old 01-21-2005, 02:31 PM
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I guess I asked more than one question, but I love my kitty!



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#30 Old 01-21-2005, 02:35 PM
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Thea:

Why are you harrassing me?

Why are you obsessed with the water heater? (We just replaced it, and the old one is on the back patio awaiting disposal. She will sit at the back door and meow mournfully while looking out there. Usually only does this when one of us is outside. Hmmm.)

Why must you be in the bathroom when either of the humans is in there?



Buzz:

Why do you look so insulted when we call you Fat Boy?

Do you really know what we're saying?



Baby:

There's nothing between the cushions on the couch. Are you hallucinating or just under the influence?

Why do you claim for yourself any pen in the house?
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