You know that sitting at the front door and screaming to be let in then running through the house and demanding to be let out the back door is not a real short cut right? Especially when you run back around to the front door and repeat.
Why are you obsessed with the water heater? (We just replaced it, and the old one is on the back patio awaiting disposal. She will sit at the back door and meow mournfully while looking out there. Usually only does this when one of us is outside. Hmmm.)
Why must you be in the bathroom when either of the humans is in there?
Why do you look so insulted when we call you Fat Boy?
Do you really know what we're saying?
There's nothing between the cushions on the couch. Are you hallucinating or just under the influence?
Why do you claim for yourself any pen in the house?