Krista, are you familar with the Clay Train
? Very cute!
Okay, as I promised Ceryna, here is my recap of Monday's recap show!
No judges tonight. Each contestant will be interviewed by Ryan and then sing their favorite past performance.Carmen:
Seacrest asks her some questions that fans have supposedly e-mailed to the show. In response to the Carmen/Clay rumors, Carmen will "just let America think what they want to think." Okay, here's what I think, Goat Girl...never mind. The next letter is from a girl who wants to be a singer like Carmen. Is that what she's supposed to be, a singer? As if to prove my point, Carmen bleats her way through "Can't Hurry Love."Josh:
Somebody give this poor guy an Ex-Lax. He looks like he's in pain.Kim L.:
Video montage of her past hairstyles, plus a clip of her telling Simon, "I used to think you were sexy, but now? You SUCK!" (She's gotten a lot of flack for that, but Simon actually smiled when she said that. The judges wanted the contestants to talk back.) Also showed her eating in the AI mansion. See, we're not supposed to like her because she's fat. Too bad, FOX. Even Simon said she looked great last week. Sings "I Can't Make You Love Me." Oh, but she did make us love her.Ruben:
Seacrest does most of the talking, I suppose to cover up Ruben's lack of personality. Nice job singing "Superstar," but if he wins, he isn't going to do very well with interviews.Trenyce:
Her idols are God and Whitney Houston. Did okay with "I Have Nothing."CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!:
Let's hear it for the boy! (No, that isn't what he sang.) Nice interview; the Clyan is in full force again. He talked about how overwhelming all the attention is and how touched he was by the donations to the YMCA in his name. Awww. They showed a video clip of him turning his feet all the way around. Sang the song about mice and nailed the final note (the one he had trouble with on Movie Night).
There was another group sing at the end ("All Night Long"), with a noticable lack of Clarmen this time. Overall, the show was basically a lead-in to the premiere of Mr. Personality
, which I almost watched but didn't.