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#61 Old 02-01-2005, 08:20 PM
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I want love, and cuddling, with lesbians. Lesbians are unlikely to love and cuddle with, men.



What if you get them drunk enough? Heterosexual mates of mine have told me they love me and hugged me whilst they are drunk.
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Were you wearing your dress?
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Nah... are you thinking about the strangers in the Aussie pub where I went to a fancy dress that was in a private function room, but one had to walk through the bar area to get there, and I got felt up by every man and woman in the place?
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Kurmudge: "What forms of ID do you accept from us to prove our age"



First please mail me a certified copy of your birth certificate; then mail or fax or send by email attachment, (1) a copy of your driver's license or passport with a photo of your face on it; and (2) a full-body nude photo showing the face on your driver's license attached to a pubic area with adult quantities of hair.



If you shave your pubes you're out of luck. You'll have to find the sites yourself by doing a google search for "sex change surgery". If you're under 17 ask your parents for permission before searching for "sex change surgery."
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Kurm - I remember a pic of you in a dress a loooong time ago. Not sure if it's still in the photo album.
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Not sure if it's still in the photo album.



I hope not!
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#68 Old 02-02-2005, 06:37 AM
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No need for a sex change to date some lesbians.



One of my first girlfriends in High School was a lesbian. She was in the lesbian crowd, had girlfriends, Holly Near albums, wore hiking boots, the whole nine yards. We met and hit it off and dated for years, wound up living together, even.



After she met me she stopped calling herself a lesbian, though.
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This thread is reminding me why soilman was on my ignore list for a while....
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I don't have the dirtdude on my ignore list, because I love a good laugh as much as the next person..... but I know to not take anything he posts seriously (like a few others), although I am constantly reminded to never let ANY child I am in care of to use the internet without my strict supervision.
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although I am constantly reminded to never let ANY child I am in care of to use the internet without my strict supervision.



Good general rule, although I don't think that Soilman is the danger.
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#72 Old 02-02-2005, 01:27 PM
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Every time I let the kid next door to me, who is 8 years old, use my computer, he insists on going to http://funnyjunk.com



I think the site is utter garbage, yet it caters to children. I am having a hard time trying to raise the level of what he wants to view. He won't stay long on the disney site and won't look at an educational site at all. He likes professional wrestling site.



he doesn't want to learn math or improve his reading, either.
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This thread is reminding me why soilman was on my ignore list for a while....



Good thought.
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#74 Old 05-25-2007, 07:41 AM
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Gosh. I can't remember writing any of the messages in this thread that are attributed to me. I'm serious. I can't remember any of this. The date says it was only 2.5 years ago.
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I'm trying to see it the other way around.

A lesbian becoming a guy to get in my pants would seriously scare the **** out of me.
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Mem-o-rieeeeeees.........

Misty, watercolor memories.......




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I suggest lots of research and conseling ( not because I think you have a problem because you want a sex change, just so you can make sure it's the right choice for you).



I don't think your reason is solid enough for this kind of surgery ( dating a lesbian) , but it's your body to make that choice.
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I'm trying to see it the other way around.

A lesbian becoming a guy to get in my pants would seriously scare the **** out of me.



Totally.
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#79 Old 05-25-2007, 07:13 PM
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Not only do I not remember this thread, but I don't think it would ever occur to me to have a sex change operation, even if I had body-dismorphic syndrome and thought I was a ____ in a -----'s body. I tend to want surgery only as a last resort.
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Then why did you need to bump up this thread in the first place?
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Why oh why oh why was this thread bumped?

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#82 Old 05-25-2007, 10:19 PM
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read somewhere the stats on sex change after the procedure were 1/3rd committed suicide 1/3rd wish they hadn't had the opp done and 1/3rd were happy with the procedure



Cant find the web site ,maybe some one might dig it up
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read somewhere the stats on sex change after the procedure were 1/3rd committed suicide 1/3rd wish they hadn't had the opp done and 1/3rd were happy with the procedure



Cant find the web site ,maybe some one might dig it up

You can't quote something that controversial, and detrimental, and say you can't find the source. I find those stats very hard to believe.
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#84 Old 05-26-2007, 01:38 AM
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You can't quote something that controversial, and detrimental, and say you can't find the source. I find those stats very hard to believe.



I wouldn't say it was detrimental it certainly wasn't meant in that light just the facts as was recalled but obvious there are major differences to the link below . I might have got it wrong



..http://www.susans.org/reference/lothsrs.html



Quote.....The reported 68% - 86% overall success rates for sex reassignment surgery must be viewed cautiously; the lack of long-term follow-up studies makes these statistics misleading



These seem to be figures from around the 1970 to 1980s , a lot different to the ones i came across There were suicides among them, but not the 33 % that was quoted
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"Then why did you need to bump up this thread in the first place?"



To point out that either I never really said this, or I am having severe, frightening memory problems that are very disturbing to me.
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Nope, you said it. I remember when it was first posted.



Then I stumble on here after not posting for like a year or something and it's on the first page. Go figure.
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#87 Old 05-27-2007, 12:18 AM
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Well, it was about 2.5 years ago. And a lot has happened to me since then. I haven't been thinking of having a sex change operation for a long time. Probably I was never really thinking of one; I was just wondering what people thought about the idea of having a sex change operation for the reasons stated. It does seem to me that a person who has had a sex change operation would not be the first choice for sex partner, of anyone, not even another person who has had a sex change operation. So if you wanted to actually have sex with someone, you should keep whatever sex you have. Only if you considered "which sex am I" to be more important than your opportunities to have sex with anyone, would a sex change seem to be something you ought to do.
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Another five years later, did you do it?

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This thread is........ disturbing. Not to mention quite possibly the most offensive and sexist threads on VB...

Why, oh why, did I click on it? Why?!
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Would you change your username to soilwoman?

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Are you considering performing this surgery yourself, soilman?

Why won't he answer this?

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Don't count on it. You're currently 57 years old. You have to be seen by a psychologist first in order to apply for sex change surgery. And let's just assume he said it was okay for you to sex change just so you could pick up lesbians. You would have to wait a year before you could be allowed to engage in the surgery. Then you would need breast implants. After that you would need a year or two of hormone therapy. By the time you get all that done, and could actually pass for a woman, you will be too old for any young hot lesbian to ever want you. Sorry.

Exactly.
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