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#1 Old 09-30-2004, 07:07 PM
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Thought I'd put this in the heap, just in case. But I thought it was pretty funny.



EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: An American flag, a $1 bill, you, your friends, and plenty of drinks.





EVERY TIME *BUSH* SAYS... YOU...



"nu-kyu-lar"

smack your forehead and take 1 drink



"Iraq" or "Saddam"

shout "yee-hah!" and take 1 drink



"weapons of mass destruction"

look for them under the table -- if you don't find any, take 1 drink



"terror" or "terrorists"

scream in terror and take 1 drink



"America is safer"

cough the word "bullsh*t" and take 1 drink



"tax cuts"

buy another round and put it on your credit card



"Dick Cheney"

sing "Hail to the Chief" and take 2 drinks



"North Korea" or "Iran"

shout "you're next!" and take 1 drink



"September 11th"

wrap yourself in the flag and take 1 drink



blames Congress or Clinton

pass the buck to the person to the right



admits a mistake

duck to avoid the flying pigs







EVERY TIME

*KERRY* SAYS... YOU...



"Osama bin Laden"

look around the room -- if you find him, tell Bush where he is; if not, take 1 drink



"two Americas"

sing "This Land is Your Land" and take 2 drinks



"unilateral"

whoever has the $1 bill takes a drink



"allies" or "NATO"

shake hands with someone and take 1 drink



"Vietnam"

salute "reporting for duty!" and take 1 drink



"wealthiest one percent"

buy another round and pay for it in cash



"outsourcing"

buy a round of foreign beers



hints or says Bush is not telling the truth

gasp "noo!" in shock and take 1 drink



"health care"

check your pulse and take 1 drink



"John Edwards"

swoon or cheer (your choice) and take 2 drinks



"America can do better"

wave the flag and take 1 drink
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#2 Old 09-30-2004, 07:10 PM
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I don't have an American flag kicking around. May I draw one with crayons?
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only if they're patriot crayons. and since "crayon" is a french word, I only think it's appropriate to call them "freedom sticks" from now on...
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#4 Old 09-30-2004, 07:18 PM
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/nod Freedom stick. Gotcha.



A co-worker is working late tonight, so we're taping the debates for him. It's funny - it's all everyone at work is talking about. Why you may ask? Oh, it isn't because we care about American politics b/c none of us do. It's b/c of the potential for some great Survivor tribal council action. One of the options in the no-money betting pool is "Kerry loses it on Bush like Susan did in Survivor Season 1."



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That'd be awesome!



however, it'll never happen. See other thread ("debate...loosely translated")



yay democracy.
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#6 Old 09-30-2004, 07:23 PM
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*chokes on drinks* Can't...breathe!!



No, seriously...ALL of this debate is making me groan and smack my head.



Hah hah, Bush was just like "Sure we're after Ira...Saddam...I mean, Osama." That oughta tell you something.
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I read that :/ Still, we didn't read your post (yes, we...I read out VB during the slow times ) when we started coming up with the betting pool.
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Having just watched, I want to throw in Bush saying, "hard work" He said that like a million times!
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I tired of the monotony after an hour--they quit saying anything new two seconds into the debate--and left to take a shower. I didn't learn much of anything except that my attention span for redundancy is a lot longer than I though.

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
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POLAND!!!

yes, majestic poland with it's brave troops (er troop). It's "hard work" defending us from the moolahs moolahs moolahs. what are we going to do to help him? give him more moolah, moolah, moolah!

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POLAND!!!

yes, majestic poland with it's brave troops (er troop). It's "hard work" defending us from the moolahs moolahs moolahs. what are we going to do to help him? give him more moolah, moolah, moolah!

Yes yes, of course, how could Kerry have forgotten to mention POLAND!
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I was totally bummed out about getting called into work today, but reading this put a smile on my face. THanks.
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Man. We all would have been plastered with the number of times Bush said "flip-flopper". And how many times did he say "Wrong war, wrong time, wrong reason"?



Bush blithered. Idiotically. It was beautiful, man.



No mention by either side of the over 12,000 dead Iraqis. Hard work indeed.



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I don't mean to bash Poland (some great artists and scientists) but he could have mentioned someone else, all of these countributers helped with a thousand or more troops. I think Korea and Italy would have gotten better responses.



United Kingdom 8,361 \t

South Korea 2,800 \t

Italy 2,700

Poland 2,400 \t

Ukraine 1,576

Netherlands ~1,400



Poland does operate under it's own command there, respek!

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only if they're patriot crayons. and since "crayon" is a french word, I only think it's appropriate to call them "freedom sticks" from now on...



<-- Freedom Sticks.



There are too many rules, so I would probably have to forfeit 5 minutes into the debates, but I like the concept.







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if the debate hadn't made me want to vomit then all those drinks would have! Which is to bad, wish I would have saw this post before the debate... Well I taped it, so maybe I can play this weekend
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