Awhile back I borrowed my sister's car while mine was in the shop. She has both a "Choose Life" plate and several pro-life bumper stickers. I needed to get a refill on my birth control (not used to prevent conception; refraining from sex did that on its own) from Planned Parenthood. I parked her car right out in front of PP, where everyone on the very busy street driving by could see it. And I never told her, because she would have been upset.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.