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#1 Old 11-12-2003, 08:36 PM
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While vacuming the cat hair of my laptop.

A problem I incured.

My "B" key got sucked in the machine

Along with all the fur.

Now I must mail my pewter

To a strange faraway land

To get a new keyboard installed

That will truly be grand

But dont cry for me

Dont shed a tear

For its under warranty

For that we can cheer

But with good news

Follows the bad

Its two weeks before it returns

And that makes me very,very sad

So I will be absent

I wont be around

But will look in from the library

When I ocassionaly get to town
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#2 Old 11-12-2003, 08:52 PM
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best. swan song. ever.

farewell!! take care!
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#3 Old 11-12-2003, 09:12 PM
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Ummm so you would say itch instead of

See ya when you get back.. becareful going into the real world.. I here it is scary..
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#4 Old 11-13-2003, 06:41 AM
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hm....Take it like a man......and open the vacuumcleaner !
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Haha. Great poem!
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#6 Old 11-13-2003, 11:13 AM
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C'mon...who needs that key anyway?
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#7 Old 11-13-2003, 11:17 AM
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I just bought a new computer was under warranty.. but there is no way im sending mine away for two weeks!!!.. heh

edited to add.. I dont have a laptop though... erm.. yeah I would break open the vaccum cleaner bag.. like 1vegan said...
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#8 Old 11-13-2003, 12:14 PM
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Oh I did dig through the sweeper bag..i found my "B" key in a state of FUBAR..(fu***d up beyond all recognition) the cursur has a mind of its own,it goes where it wants on ocassion and I cant control it!...Im sure it's John Ashcroft or the Homeland Security boy's at work
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