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#1 Old 11-12-2003, 11:15 AM
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With nothing really to do at work the other day, we were talking about what our porn names would be.



1. Take the name of your pet as your first name

2. Take your mother's maiden name as your last name.



Mine is Jaws McLean.
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#2 Old 11-12-2003, 11:19 AM
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Penny Moore. Not terribly porn-sounding, is it?
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#3 Old 11-12-2003, 11:20 AM
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Cookie Johnson



(or Boots. I'm not sure if I had Cookie or Boots first.)
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moby falk... um.. but im not a guy...
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Rocky Goad



that sounds like a mountain formation...
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#6 Old 11-12-2003, 11:24 AM
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OMG, that would make me "Butch Ridge". (embarassed gaze at the floor)
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#7 Old 11-12-2003, 11:25 AM
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hahah I was talking to my ex just now and I said to him.. hey your porn name would be :



Trixie Ahkhahzian...hehehe...tryand say that 10 times fast
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#8 Old 11-12-2003, 11:27 AM
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Terra Tallman (not a bad sounding name in general)
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#9 Old 11-12-2003, 11:47 AM
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Hrmm...Elvis Elkins (if I was a dude)
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#10 Old 11-12-2003, 11:56 AM
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Spunky Mathis



But I always heard it was your first pets' name and the street you grew up on,,,,,



Spunky Anders



both suck
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#11 Old 11-12-2003, 12:43 PM
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Desi Berg. Yeah, that sounds real raunchy to me. LOL

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
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808veggie, if it´s the street I grew up on, then I´m Desi 55th. What kind of last name is 55th?

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
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I've heard of people using streets too, but they're just never as funny.



Jaws Main. ya.. that's no good.
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I'd heard that too, 808veggie. The first street name I remember is Janet Lane. That's a good porn name right there. So, Cookie (or Boots) Janet?
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#15 Old 11-12-2003, 12:59 PM
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hmmm going by the street thing its



Moby Drive
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Hmmm, going by my mom's maiden name, I'd be Aidan Gargano-not very raunchy. Using the street I lived on first I'd be Aidan Northside, that's a little better.
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Going by the street thing: Terra Buckpoint
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Mother's maiden name way:

Bubbles Brooks



Street way:

Bubbles Christie



Hmm, which one is better?
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Swabbie Sternburg. haha
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Hmm...we had 2 dogs, so I guess I could choose between Fritz Gilham or Weasel Gilham. Sexy, huh?



Or, using the street name, I could be Fritz (or Weasel) 21st Street. I think I'll skip the porn career.
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Shnuffy Madel (mother's maiden name)



Shnuffy Siemens (street)



Eh, I 've seen better in this threat
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If we use street, I'd be Penny 68. Too bad I didn't grow up a block to the west--I coulda been Penny 69 which isn't too bad of a porn name.
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#24 Old 11-12-2003, 02:26 PM
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hmm...



With mother's name:

Boo-boo Pierson

or

Floyd Pierson

or

Daphne Pierson



With street name:

Boo-boo, Floyd, or Daphne Annawan



None of these are very appealing, oh well
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Which pet? I have 3 so either

Tyra Mount

Blue Mount or

Romy Mount



or by street

Tyra, Romy or Blue Fernwood





I always liked this game using 2 other streets I lived on with my middle name. Then my last name was either

Sweet or

Diamond

Much better last names for the porn industry! (even with the pet names attached)
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Oh, I thought it was first pet. I've got 4 - Baby, Buzz, Thea, Filo, and James Dean. Hmmm.
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Pet and mothers maiden name.. I thought this was your drag name?



Sasha Rosinski. So tres porno huh?



1st pet and 1st street



Alastair Orange.
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hahah I was talking to my ex just now and I said to him.. hey your porn name would be :



Trixie Ahkhahzian...hehehe...tryand say that 10 times fast



Ahkahzian.... Ahkahzian... Ok I can't say it 10 times fast but out of curiosity is that an Armenian name?
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#29 Old 11-12-2003, 03:14 PM
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Caruso Black....or Caruso 8 mile???????????????
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#30 Old 11-12-2003, 03:21 PM
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