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| View Poll Results: Why am I under my desk? | |||
| Hiding from Jehovah's Witnesses/the authorities knocking at the door. |
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0 | 0% |
| I dropped my lipstick. |
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0 | 0% |
| There's an earthquake in Sydney. |
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0 | 0% |
| I realised my speakers weren't plugged in. |
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0 | 0% |
| Tyring to hide away from the world. |
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0 | 0% |
| Other (please specify). |
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0 | 0% |
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Because you're sitting in front the computer, staring at VB thinking "what would be a good thread topic?" "Huh huh, I know.."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurmudgeon 
Why do you think?
Why do you think?
Are you scared of a nuclear disaster?
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That was bloody bizarre..... there were replies before I had even posted the poll.
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Hmm... could it be that you're doing everything listed in the poll... or perhaps you received a phone in a FedEx mailer that rang as soon as you took it out - which scared you into hiding under the desk.
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You usually hide from Jehovah's Witnesses.
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I chose bc your speakers aren't plugged in. If you had had "because I need to plug something into that darn back usb port" I would've chosen that. Those are the reasons I am usually under my desk at work.
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Right now everything's got 1 vote!
Hmm... wonder which one it really is... or if kurm's just playing with us
Hmm... wonder which one it really is... or if kurm's just playing with us
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Because work has that effect on you. It makes me want to hide under my desk, too.
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Ok, here's what I think happened:
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
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Are you hiding from a monster?
(The authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses, oh, no!)
(The authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses, oh, no!)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeeYahMK
Ok, here's what I think happened:
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
Ok, here's what I think happened:
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
also, i find it funny that "I dropped my lipstick" is winning.
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jehoooovaaaaa
jehoovaa
jehova.
i'd be hiding from them.good luck.
jehoovaa
jehova.
i'd be hiding from them.good luck.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FafaFrappy
also, i find it funny that "I dropped my lipstick" is winning.
also, i find it funny that "I dropped my lipstick" is winning.
You are probably paying people to vote that, LAS.
I didn't mean to include the lipstick option.....
..... it was meant to be eye-liner.
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I picked hiding from the authorities knocking at the door.
...Hide Kurm Hide!
...Hide Kurm Hide!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeeYahMK
Ok, here's what I think happened:
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
Ok, here's what I think happened:
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
We see the world as "we" are, not as "it" is; because it is the "I" behind the "eye" that does the seeing.
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Like George, in the tv sitcom, Seinfeld, you had a bed built into your desk. You're just trying to get some sleep while on the job. Either that or you're getting some sleep before you have another several hour long session on VB.
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Sleepwalking gone wrong?
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Hmm... maybe he was giving a female makeup tips, and didn't want to be caught...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeeYahMK
Ok, here's what I think happened:
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
Ok, here's what I think happened:
An earthquake in Sydney caused Kurm to drop his lipstick. "Crikey!" he thought as he crawled under the tight space to retrieve the tube of 'pretty girly-man red' that only rolled further away from reach. Just then, the earthquake stopped, but a knock came on the door. "We're the authorities from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Open up". Kurm stayed under his desk thinking "Yet one more reason why I need to hide away from all the world". Then, while he was there, under his desk, trying his best to take cover from the evils of the omnidom and the influences of the Meat and Livestock Australia-funded 'Wellbeing Diet', he thought "Bugger this. I'll just re-plug the speakers that came loose during the quake and have done."
And so he plugged in his speakers, regained sound on his computer, and decided to make a poll about his experiences so that we could all feel it for ourselves.
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I think it's because all the cool people are under their desks and you're trying to emulate them.
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Hidding for another injection of B12
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Dee:
I usually hide under my desk to get away from the world, but then, I think I probably live a less interesting life than Kurm.
I usually hide under my desk to get away from the world, but then, I think I probably live a less interesting life than Kurm.
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Whatever your reason is, you obviously took your keyboard and monitor with you. That or you have longer arms than I thought.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
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I think the real question is
are you alone under there?
are you alone under there?
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Because you wanted to experience the sensation of being in a low-ceilinged space and having to walk bent in half, a la the film, "Being John Malkovich".
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