I´m voting for the chicken.
1. I feel slightly guilty for enjoying the smell of the breaded chicken coming from a fast food joint this weekend.
2. I´ve held chickens before, and they always calm down. My omni friends, though, have no such luck. Gee, I wonder what they smell like?
3. When I was in the process of going vegetarian, chicken was the last animal I quit eating. I´M SORRY!!!
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.