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chiaraluna 10-24-2003 02:25 AM

I looked up sodomy today just to make sure that I knew what it was... I did.

Walter 10-24-2003 02:26 AM

I've had oral sex.

LadyFaile 10-24-2003 02:27 AM

so have i

LadyFaile 10-24-2003 02:29 AM

ooh deleted. now nobody knows what it is i have done exactly.

so yeah, sodomy eh? good episode of CSI about it last season. good show.

chiaraluna 10-24-2003 02:33 AM

The dot above the i is called a superscript dot.

LadyFaile 10-24-2003 02:39 AM

sometimes i forget to dot my I's, but when i sign my name i leave out the I but not the dot.

chiaraluna 10-24-2003 02:50 AM

I can no longer write in cursive... I've forgotten how. I just write in this mushy hybrid print that no one can read instead.

epski 10-24-2003 03:32 AM

Dude, my tailbone hurts a lot lately. What gives?

SystmDwnGrl 10-24-2003 03:36 AM

I am supposed to have surgery on my tailbone someday when I can afford 6 months of taking it easy...

shewolf 10-24-2003 03:37 AM

Did you know that in childbirth your tailbone moves?

SystmDwnGrl 10-24-2003 03:41 AM

yep shewolf... precisely why i need my operated on... mine got ahh permanently moved out of place so to speak.. during childbirth

epski 10-24-2003 04:10 AM

childbirth... what's that all about?

That Alpaca Guy 10-24-2003 05:50 AM

The idea of child birth has so many aspects that one can only with a vague eye push upon the inherent fact the too many men have not, in the least, even a rudimentary idea of the difficulties faced by an expectant mother that even if a general conclusion is made to readapt the said fact it would not be feasible of even reliable that any factor would, in the long term, change. It must be noted that even in a relation ship that stenches the binders of signal sentences the male person of said relationship can not be give even a small idea as to what must be done to comfort a the said woman in need. We can only hope that when the said woman rejoins the male half of the equation the she will still remain of a sane mind enough to state and repaid the idea that the male can aspire to, so to solve this problem of inter relationship collapse due to the redundancies of said hardship that can only be solved thought intense combination and resolve to carry on inspirit all oppression that is in no way either party’s fault. It must be noted that even if all is said and done it will be all but impossible to reinvent the said solution to be applicable to another grouping of male/female relationships. If, In fact, even if said serve’s is completed in time to be effective it is simply not feasible to reply to this message and if you have gotten this far I inform you that this last sentences is to throw off reading the last line. In an attempt to give her some insurance as to the good will of said descendents and helpful notes that can be found only in the mind of the said person whom it is insured to receive not only now by also again later help in all the possible solutions to the display problem.

Christy 10-24-2003 05:55 AM

Did anyone read all of that?

Pantyhose make my butt itch.

1vegan 10-24-2003 09:26 AM

itching can drive me up the wall.

Finlay 10-24-2003 09:35 AM

The Wall can drive me mad.

GhostUser 10-24-2003 09:55 AM

I was listening to the Wall in the mini-van once on my way to Ithica college with a friend. When 'waiting for the worms' came on I got an idea so I turned to my friend and said, "Hey, you wanna drive?". He said, "sure". So I threw the car into cruise control, going about 65, and got out of the seat and said, "ok, drive" so he panicked, grabbed the wheel and moved over into the drivers seat. Then a skunk ran out into the road and we couldn't avoid it. But then we smoked a bowl and it was all good. I like cookies.


all true

muppetcow 10-24-2003 09:57 AM

The cube walls at work are really ugly. They're kind of a gross army/puke green with a lighter puke/green spackling sort of thing on top of it. They go really nicely with our carpet which is lots of little squares that are either blue with navy swirls or orange with blue swirls or blue with a yellow crescent moon.

Azalea 10-24-2003 10:00 AM

Speaking of driving... I'm a terrible driver.. whenever I get in a sitution where I'm not sure what to do, I just freeze. Good thing I don't have my license, I've failed the test incredebly many times... that, despite the fact that I -like mr D7 here- like cookies, and even more so ; cookie dough. YES , ladies and gentlemen, some cookies should never ever be subjected to the oven, but devoured raw, I tell you.

Azalea 10-24-2003 10:01 AM

Ah carpets ! Carpets ! How observant you are, Muppet, are you an artist ? - you have such a fine eye for colours .

Christy 10-24-2003 10:09 AM

Ooh, colors, like the ones in Azalea's avatar. It's hypnotizing me.

Azalea 10-24-2003 10:11 AM

You have 6 o's in your post, Christy. That's tremendously interesting for multiple reasons.

muppetcow 10-24-2003 10:16 AM

What's even more interesting than that is that my screen name is Muppetcow, but my actual name is Christi. So I'm kind of like Christy13, but take off the 13 and replace the Y with an I.

dvmarie 10-24-2003 10:17 AM

My daughter has trouble with her multiplication tables - expecially the 6's

dvmarie 10-24-2003 10:18 AM

I watched the 13th Warrier tonight on DVD - I love Antonio Bandaras

GhostUser 10-24-2003 10:25 AM

if you didn't just now name "the thirteenth warrior" I wouldn't be able to name one Antonio Bandaras movie....hmmm....nope, not a one

Azalea 10-24-2003 10:27 AM

It's Banderas. He played Zorro once, I believe. My family and I lived in Spain for a year , not that far away from the Banderas' residence. His wife Melanie Griffith speaks Spanish with a thick American accent.

Christy 10-24-2003 10:29 AM

She also has thick collagened lips. Scary.

Azalea 10-24-2003 10:34 AM

She's got thick blonde hair too.

SystmDwnGrl 10-24-2003 10:39 AM

Legolas has blond hair...

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