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#1 Old 03-12-2008, 10:51 AM
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Is that, uh, in lieu of using said sperm while at the music festival?

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i had to check the calendar for a sec then to make sure it wasnt april 1
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#4 Old 03-12-2008, 02:40 PM
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Shoot, when do we get that going on here in the US? Ticket prices are way high, man.



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I'm going to do it!

Let you know how it goes...
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But... I don't have any sperm to trade

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But... I don't have any sperm to trade



Maybe they have a sister company taking in egg donations?

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Its rather sexist , only males get the freebies .
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Its rather sexist , only males get the freebies .



Do you have to donate your own sperm? Could a woman "borrow" some sperm off their male SOs or a homeless guy?

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So, just walk on up and ask a homeless guy for his sperm?
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So, just walk on up and ask a homeless guy for his sperm?



It beats stealing it, doesn't it?

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It beats stealing it, doesn't it?



I'd be curious how one would go about stealing sperm from a homeless guy.



I'm pretty sure that is a whole thread in itself though.
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I'd be curious how one would go about stealing sperm from a homeless guy.



I'm pretty sure that is a whole thread in itself though.



It's probably about as ridiculous as the idea of donating one's own sperm in exchange for music festival tickets.

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just take some tupperware and canvas the neighborhood for volunteers.
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It's probably about as ridiculous as the idea of donating one's own sperm in exchange for music festival tickets.



Well, I disagree. It's a pretty easy thing to procure one's own sperm for exchange for a ticket.



it's another to procure a stranger's.
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just take some tupperware and canvas the neighborhood for volunteers.



Tupperware? LOL



I don't think they are requiring that much of a donation!!!
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Tupperware? LOL



I don't think they are requiring that much of a donation!!!



Tupperware comes in many sizes.

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Tupperware? LOL



I don't think they are requiring that much of a donation!!!



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just take some tupperware and canvas the neighborhood for volunteers.

Oh man. I'm thinking about the many, many, many multiple Tupperware parties I attended as a church-going child of the 70s. I saw jello molded, ate Koolaid popsicles, and played with those freak-ass zoo animals. Never once though, did the hostess say "Now, this model is perfect for when you need to store that extra bit of sperm..."

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Goodness, the content of this thread did not quite match what its title suggested. As for "sperm robbery", anyone remember how boom-boom Boris Becker got "unseeded" in a broom cupboard...
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