Mental note: leave computer lab early enough to beat the sunset and thus not have to worry about the hooker area near the university after dark.
Mental note: Just because your host parents are vegetarians doesn´t mean they won´t serve you something you won´t like.
Mental note: Always start doing things earlier.
Mental note: When the alarm clock goes off, get up and stay up. Don´t conveniently forget this alarm clock has no snooze bar.
Mental note: Pick a computer in the lab that allows diskettes in the diskette slot, especially when writing articles and logging Scotland-search results.
Mental note: Don´t forget to remove said diskette when done using the computer.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.