I've posted in a thread about this before, but as of now I have 6 on my ears all together, one is cartilage, the rest are on the tissue. I used to have my ears gauged to a 0 for about a year so two of the holes are a bit stretched still, which is annoying.
I had my lip pierced about 2 years ago when I was 15, but it got infected and was too much of a hassle just to have jewelry on my face.
I have one small tattoo on my hip. I'd like to get something bigger next time with some color on my shoulder blade, but that'll take a pretty long while to plan out. Maybe I'll get it when I don't need my parents consent.