I'm sure you are thinking it might be a bit odd that I suddenly want to determine the sex of a woodchuck....so I will explain further.



Ok, my parents have a garden and a pair or group of woodchucks is ruining it.

Yesterday they trapped an adult woodchuck and relocated hir. Concern arose of whether the woodchuck may be a nursing mother. Therefore I became determined to tell what gender the woodchuck was. Not an easy task when one has a hissing, tooth chatting, angry woodchuck in a trap who only wants to face you. I had my father lift up the trap, look from underneth and still could not tell. I figured if there's two lumps down there, it's a boy right?. Then we don't have to worry about the nursing mother situation.

What I saw baffled me. I saw what looked like a lump with three tubes coming out of it. Do woodchucks like have three penises or was I looking at the teats of a nursing mom?.



The deeds done as the woodchucks was taken away last night. My parents would not agree to wait over uncertain gender and my mom just said other people just shoot them dead. We know where the woodchuck had a burrow ,but I would be unable to access it as it's under a small woodshed.

I thought your thread was about how to have sex with woodchucks.



But seriously, you might try to paint the woodchuck before releasing it. Otherwise, how do you know that the woodchuck you are releasing won't return to your yard?

What you were seeing were the scent glands that are located directly inside the anus. They come out when a woodchuck (male or female) is annoyed, stressed or when they want to mark their territory.

very misleading title

Well if you're gonna sex a woodchuck, first you- OH.

how much sex would a woodchuck sex if a woodchuck could sex sex

I've been trying to come up with a woodchuck sex joke for days, but I got nothin'.

I think rasitha.wijesekera got this one.

Apparently I've stumbled into the weird part of VeggieBoards lol.

Determining whether an animal is male or female is called "sexing" it. So the title isn't really misleading.

Aren't woodchucks a species of rodent? In my experience, rodent males have large, easily visible testicles. If you didn't notice any, it was probably a female or young male.

Glad I could contribute... lol!