I did something horrid to my tailbone when I was in middle school. I was standing on an exercise trampoline, talking with my sister. She gave me a little shove, and I, not expecting it, fell back onto the bar that rings the trampoline. My tailbone hit the bar. I'd never felt pain like that before, not even when I drove a nail up into my big toe. I couldn't sit properly for weeks because it hurt so bad.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.