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#91 Old 07-25-2003, 04:44 AM
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"Hey! I didn't START the fire! I just . . . helped it on its way!

Besides, the barn will be fine! just a little . . blacker then before . . .thats all!

oh well.

SO! lets go inside!"
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Danny walks to the scary looking house, Her pet sheep Davey follows her closely behind. She finds a nice grassy patch in the paddock for Davey to play in, And she tells him she won't be long. She goes inside and sits...



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Hey, Davey. Hows the grass? Mind if I, chew the cud with you?.

See this massive wound on my ear? I got this in a life-or-death battle with a monster giant wolf six times my height and with teeth the size of your legs! She attack me because all I wanted was a bit of warmth for my cold, cold heart! I mean, my frozen, frost-bitten self! . . .



What, what happened to that barn over there? Errr, I dont know. Nothing to do with me.



Anyway, back to the fight with the giant, three headed killer-beast with a mouth the size of a horse.

You see, I easily defeated the monster with a few fast kicks around the head . . .



What? No, they didnt kick my out! Im . . . enjoying the night air! Yes, thats it!



So, back to the monster wolf-dragon thing that attacked the poor helpless people, who I saved, and . . .
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stvspl goes outside and tells alpaca and davey that they are allowed to come inside. after all, it's way too humid outside to just be sitting around in the corn. and the farmhouse isn't that bad..... yet.
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Well, why not? The humans may have reconstructed lactose concentration containers. (sugar jars)
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Ntelligentidiot goes inside the farmhouse. Hey, this place isn't bad! It's even nicely decorated with furniture almost as good as new, and the refrigerator's full of veggies, fruits, and orange juice. Looking for something good to eat, Ntell opens the fridge's vegetable drawer and it's filled with... *gasp* EGGPLANTS!!! She slammed the refrigerator door in horror. Why was there an entire drawer of eggplants? And why was there a full fridge if the house was abandoned years ago? Why didn't it have rotted floors and furniture like other abandoned farmhouses? Why did StvSpl let that alpaca inside? (davey's OK though... he's not a pyro) Most importantly... WHY haven't we had our first challenge yet? Snuggles must be up to no good...
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I poked my head in a window and shouted, "Hey!...

"We didn't start the fire! It's been burnin' since the world's been turnin'..."



And then the Alpaca piped in: "Burnin' Burnin' Burnin'" in the background.



It was strange. Very strange. I felt like burning incense and coming up with government conspiracies. Why not? the setting was right. I imagined myself as Mop Mulder, special agent.



I looked at the group. The all looked back at me with their heads slightly crooked, like curious puppies.



Hm. The fall from the hay loft may have caused me to hit my head a bit too hard. It was time for a nap...



...Or was it?



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Ummm, go back to sleep trav, your eyes are dilating.



Isn't it enough that that Wally World is putting RFID's on EVERY product they sell so that THEY can track who is really buying their stuff and what is being done with it? That ol devil Proctor and Gamble (the conspiracy company of all conspiracy companies) has given their blessing. Billy G has crawled into bed with trailer trash Wally to test the soft ware. It doesnt get any better then this don't you know. (Its in your clothes, its in your food, its in your head)



Kamila... who sleeps with an empty bottle balanced on her doorknob.
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sandiemac gives kamila a dark look....."i can't help it if i have 'junk in the trunk'..... but i don't look like a peacock. besides we need this candlestick to see...although why it was *outside* the house is beyond me. someone must have left it when they came out or in..... where's kamila with the dang tea anyway? my nerves are shot.....maybe *this* is the challenge???
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keep alert, so you do not miss anything..





Good luck everyone!
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olive notices a suspicious grumbling, rumbling noise eminating from the living room where the crew is gathered. Is it a sign of imminent danger? An approaching storm? Earthquake? Tanks rolling on the farmhouse?



NO! It is the stomachs of our intrepid explorers!



olive heads to the kitchen to whip up some breakfast. Pancakes and tofu scramble, anyone?
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olive! since kamila won't give us tea yet....at least you'll feed us
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Hee! Sometimes being a foodie and a control freak has its advantages!
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#104 Old 07-25-2003, 06:30 PM
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thank you olive. i was hungry after all that eggplant last night.
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Shewolf notices Davey the sheep. She grins slightly, knowing that she was freaking the Alpaca out... but they didn't know her little secret, no... she is a VEGETARIAN WOLF! Shhhh... keep them scared....



Oooh, 'cept there are PANCAKES! YEAH! Me too me too!
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Originally posted by Kamila

Sunshine... keep my Zippo in a safe place if you please



A moan is heard from the really haggard looking Sprout, "ohhhhh, what happened? Why have I got this skewered falafel? Did someone bring aspirin?"






I've got it nice and tucked away.
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"Just don't keep it down your trousers... Kamila has this habit..."
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hmmm......
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#109 Old 07-25-2003, 10:14 PM
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Hey!



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Help Shewolf, Kamlia is trying to pull down my pants...Look!!!
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#111 Old 07-27-2003, 02:37 AM
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you know, we are waiting oneness and tri!
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Besides, these people need something better to do then pick on poor, harmless, peaceful, very very non-dangerous can't-harm-a-thing Alpaca!
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pick.....pick.....pick.....pick.....pick.....pick. ....pick.....pick.....pick.....pick
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#114 Old 07-27-2003, 03:14 AM
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UM how do you know it has not started?
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Ok I am confused..has it started..hehe
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#116 Old 07-27-2003, 07:03 AM
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the conspiracy game started a few days ago
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#117 Old 07-27-2003, 07:32 AM
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oh I get it! You just have to watch out and remain on the board!

(Right?)
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TO all of you
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i knew it......making us all wait afraidly for the challenge IS the challenge. just cause i'm paranoid doesn't mean people *aren't* out to get me! where's my pancakes?? I just turned my back for a minute and..... *looks suspiciously at shewolf*
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#120 Old 07-27-2003, 09:40 AM
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i already got a challenge...
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