Hey, Davey. Hows the grass? Mind if I, chew the cud with you?.
See this massive wound on my ear? I got this in a life-or-death battle with a monster giant wolf six times my height and with teeth the size of your legs! She attack me because all I wanted was a bit of warmth for my cold, cold heart! I mean, my frozen, frost-bitten self! . . .
What, what happened to that barn over there? Errr, I dont know. Nothing to do with me.
Anyway, back to the fight with the giant, three headed killer-beast with a mouth the size of a horse.
You see, I easily defeated the monster with a few fast kicks around the head . . .
What? No, they didnt kick my out! Im . . . enjoying the night air! Yes, thats it!
So, back to the monster wolf-dragon thing that attacked the poor helpless people, who I saved, and . . .