Heh. I feel vindicated. And for such a small thing.
I spend EVERY freakin day being the 'bigger person' to those who are nasty to me, and tonight I decided the time had come for me to be a *****.
I have mentioned in the past this awful girl who has the hots for my boyfriend. She never ever dated him, but has developed this sick set of fantasy memories about him:
ex.: Her: "You should come over again and have sex with me like you did last week. Remember that time when my dad walked in on us??"
Trev: Uuuhhh- I never had sex with you, you psycho...
For a year now I have heard nothing of this woman but how she comes over all the time (lets herself into the house...) and tells him she's gonna kick my ass, or tell me he's cheating on me, or do any number of things to break us up.
She calls me: The Grumpy *****, that Stupid Skank, that Slutty ****ing Whore, etc etc etc (upon which she gets her ass thrown out of the house, or hung up on).
She even asks him stupid things like: "What so you take HER out to dinner and not me?" (Uhhh- cause she's my GIRLFRIEND you psycho...) or says "You never have ME sleep over!!" (Uhh, that's right. And I never will, you psycho...)
He's been trying to ignore her as best he can, but he's friends with a couple she knows really well, and it's a balancing act between them and HER psychoses...
So lately I've been answering the phone just to piss her off when she calls. She always gives him an earful afterwards. It's always crazy comments from her, like: "WHy was that ***** answering the phone? Too bad, I was going to ask you to do something with me tonight, but now you've blown it..." and such nonsense. (He can't stand her.)
She is SUCH a thorn in my side.
I've been the bigger person through all of this for a year now, as I've said. BUt there is only so much foul-mouthed insulting behind my back I will take lying down.
There is nothing I hate more than a woman who tries to move in on another's 'turf' or one who is unprovokedly disrespectful of another woman. I don't want to sound cheesey, but c'mon, Sistahs! We gotta stick together!
Also, I had a chick move in on my man once before right under my nose, and win him away, and it IRKS me to no end now.
So tonight she called and Trev let me answer.
Me: "Hello?" all innocent.
Her: "Ahhhh." (in a snarky sing-songy voice) "Is Trevor there please?"
Me: "May I ask who's speaking please?"
Her: "It's ______."
Me: "Ahh. Ok. IN which case I'm sorry but he's not here right now."
Her: "............................................. huff noise [translation: You *****!] .......FINE
Me: in sweet voice "OKay! Have a nice night. Bye!"
I know it's juvenile, and I know it's just the slightest shaft to her, nothing big, (though I do know from the tone in her voice she's gonna consider this the HUGEST insult) but it's such a departure for me, and I feel so deliciously evil right now. And vindicated for a year of putting up with her ****.
I didn't say anything nasty, anything rude, but after a year of hearing what she's said about me I have finally had a chance to make one SMALL impolite gesture in response... and it felt ****ing GREAT!!
I've gotten a lot of my pent up anger about this out of my system tonight, I think.
Anyoe else ever done stuff like this, or are you all too nice? (Or worse!! lol)