Ten Thoughts to Ponder - VeggieBoards
Forum Jump: 
 
Thread Tools
#1 Old 01-17-2006, 11:47 PM
Veggie Regular
 
jenna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 8,489
Ten Thoughts to Ponder



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.



Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?



Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
jenna is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
#2 Old 01-18-2006, 12:55 AM
Veggie Regular
 
synergy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,887


That was fantastic bedtime reading.



Quote:
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.



Can I use that as a sig?

http://bringingyouohm.wordpress.com/

Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavanto

'May everyone everywhere be happy
May the whole world be joyous'
synergy is offline  
#3 Old 01-18-2006, 01:26 AM
Veggie Regular
 
Qwerks's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,573
Quote:
Originally Posted by jenna View Post

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

....
Qwerks is offline  
#4 Old 01-18-2006, 01:30 AM
Newbie
 
GhostUser's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 0
That last one was so untrue.
GhostUser is offline  
#5 Old 01-18-2006, 01:35 AM
Veggie Regular
 
Walter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 7,866
Along with half the rest of them.
Walter is offline  
#6 Old 01-18-2006, 01:38 AM
Veggie Regular
 
jenna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 8,489
yeah, it's just a bunch of joking. nothing to take too seriously.
jenna is offline  
#7 Old 01-18-2006, 01:51 AM
Newbie
 
GhostUser's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 0
NO! All joking must be politically correct!











GhostUser is offline  
#8 Old 01-18-2006, 04:44 AM
Veggie Regular
 
Katt Fink's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,312
Quote:
Originally Posted by jenna View Post

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Oh no! Mine must be broken! He's neither aroused nor eating. He's just lying there, breathing heavily with a strange rattling noise coming from his nose. Should I wake him up and make him go do some chores?!??
Katt Fink is offline  
#9 Old 01-18-2006, 09:41 AM
Veggie Regular
 
Trueveggie14's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,112
Quote:
Originally Posted by jenna View Post




Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.





My ex used to say I was like Slinky. But he said it was because I would be fun for a girl or a boy.





p.s. never been with a girl. Just been hit on by a few.
Trueveggie14 is offline  
#10 Old 01-18-2006, 12:51 PM
Veggie Regular
 
Skylark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 15,684
Quote:
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



Or they'll follow you onto VB. Hehe.

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
Skylark is offline  
#11 Old 01-18-2006, 02:53 PM
Veggie Regular
 
broccoli's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 865
Quote:
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.





broccoli is offline  
#12 Old 01-18-2006, 04:33 PM
Veggie Regular
 
VegKitten84's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,309
Me and my fiance were doubled over laughing at #8.



Very true sometimes
VegKitten84 is offline  
#13 Old 01-18-2006, 04:43 PM
Veggie Regular
 
Magnus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,638
oh come on. Number 8 works for me. Good thing I am eating now.
Magnus is offline  
#14 Old 01-18-2006, 08:26 PM
Newbie
 
GhostUser's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 0
GhostUser is offline  
#15 Old 01-19-2006, 06:33 AM
Veggie Regular
 
Exitof99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Wilmington, NC
Posts: 1,788
Wow, some true gems in that list.



After sex, I want food, and lots of it. I suppose #8 is true.

Single vegetarian for 19 years seeks tasty vegetables to devour. Reply only if interested in being consumed whole.
Exitof99 is offline  
#16 Old 01-19-2006, 11:46 PM
Newbie
 
adamk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 8
Hi, Warfare is killing, preserving the alien practice of eating flesh only puts foward the notion of killing for food, or otherwise, as a norm....the message that war..killing is OK. And we know we must 'kill' a carrot to eat, but hey, this is still Earth! Peace!..eat a carrot. Best, ak
adamk is offline  
#17 Old 01-20-2006, 12:25 AM
Veggie Regular
 
revelsunrise's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 2,559
Quote:
Originally Posted by jenna View Post


Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.



Yeah, but unlike a slinky, whenever I throw somebody down the stairs and laugh they get pretty damn upset.



Sheesh.
revelsunrise is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the VeggieBoards forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page


Forum Jump: 

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off