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#1 Old 06-18-2003, 03:37 PM
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This had me LOL!!



Worst Country Song Titles





I can't pick my favorite. They are just too many.
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#2 Old 06-18-2003, 05:22 PM
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I have heard some of them songs and they were pretty good. I cant believe they have "why dont we get drunk and screw" as one of the worst. Thats a great title.
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I have heard some of them songs and they were pretty good. I cant believe they have "why dont we get drunk and screw" as one of the worst. Thats a great title.



i agree!
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Well, I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'

Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'




Hey, it's a funny song!
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I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back and cryin' over you...



My favorite of all time, though (sung by my dad all the time when I was a little girl) is "You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' "



Lyrics here.

We see the world as "we" are, not as "it" is; because it is the "I" behind the "eye" that does the seeing.
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i agree!



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#7 Old 06-19-2003, 09:27 AM
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...I used to be a hardcore country fan (when I was a kid) and I know some of these songs. Some are pretty good. lol.



Bubba shot the jukebox last night

Said to play a sad song to make him cry

Went to his truck and got a .45

Bubba shot the jukebox last night!



HAHAHA.... sorry..
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#8 Old 06-19-2003, 09:30 AM
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Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)





lol this is my favorite........
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I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger







Hilarious !
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A few years ago when it was popular to 'backtrack' record to find hidden messages, there was a joke: what happens when you backtrack a country song? --The guy gets his car back, he gets his dog back, he gets his girlfriend back..
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A few years ago when it was popular to 'backtrack' record to find hidden messages, there was a joke: what happens when you backtrack a country song? --The guy gets his car back, he gets his dog back, he gets his girlfriend back..

AND he sobers up again.



I love these titles:

* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You (so good, I almost wish I had thought of it)



* How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight? (how many people wake up saying this, I wonder?)



* She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (it really turns her on.... - don't ask how I know that)



* Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?



* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft (gotta love Jerry Reed)



* She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw (love, Jerry Springer style)



* Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same (there's soooo many ways you can take that...)
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