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TreeManEarthSteward 06-06-2003 04:12 PM

For those blasted cowboys who need to hang up their spikes...

(but whom sadly are most likely just being sarcastic).

They damn well ought to be saying sorry and this how they do it?

I think its a lame attempt even if it seems to be making the right noises...

and no I don't mean "MOO!!" but then again I wouldn't be surprised if that one sound is the only vocabulary the majority of these sorry arses know such is their 'thinly veiled' (?)mockery.

Here's one lame & heartless example of a non-sincere apology:

And now for a wonderfully ridiculous Parting phrase in

"cow-latin." "MOOOO MoOoo Mew Muh-Ooh Moo moOoO Mu moo.

" Translation: "Never trust the person with the knife Mr .cow."

terrafae 06-06-2003 04:39 PM

Ugh! I think thier parents to need to sign an apology for birthing these cads!

muppetcow 06-06-2003 05:21 PM

Hee hee--I just signed it, but in the P.S. field I wrote "Everything in the above letter is a bunch of crap. I don't have to apologize to you because I don't eat cows anymore."

I encourage everyone to do the same. Let's beat these dumba**es at their own game!

GhostUser 06-06-2003 05:43 PM

I just signed it too, I wrote "I don't have to be sorry, because I'm vegan!"

I agree, everyone sign it. They won't know what hit them!

terrafae 06-06-2003 06:07 PM

Hee hee! That's a good idea!

terrafae 06-06-2003 06:20 PM

How's this sound?

I am so sorry I remained ignorant to your suffering for for so long. I am sorry I ever participated in such acts that contributed to the environmental turmoil our great earth faces. I have since seen the light and made a solemn vow to never eat of your flesh again or partake of the meat of any animal. I am sorry for the suffering you still must endure from others less enlightened.

muppetcow 06-06-2003 06:40 PM

Terra, that's awesome!

I just got an email from the Sorry, Cow people and they encouraged me to get all my friends to sign, too--so c'mon people! Sign away! We'll beat them at their game!

shewolf 06-06-2003 06:44 PM

It won't let me submit mine, all the fields are filled in...?

muppetcow 06-06-2003 06:47 PM

I just clicked on it again and it worked fine for me. Hmph. That's curious.

rainbowmoon 06-06-2003 07:27 PM

i signed it! I wonder what these ruthless meat eaters are thinking..........

Loki 06-06-2003 07:59 PM

I've signed it!!

Astarte 06-06-2003 08:59 PM

Doesn't this sound a lot like an abusive person continually beating up on their "loved one" and then saying how sorry they are? Then they keep doing it and keep getting forgiven... only humans really don't give the cows much of a chance to forgive us, do we?

TreeManEarthSteward 06-06-2003 09:45 PM

Yes thats exactly it Astarte, absolutely spot on/bang on accurate!!

Erin_S2S 06-06-2003 11:09 PM

I signed

tearhsong2 06-07-2003 01:11 AM

Hehehe. I signed it.

I said:

I don't eat you anymore, anyway! I'm a vegetarian! There is a magical plant that exists to replace meat and milk--it's soy beans!

That Alpaca Guy 06-07-2003 01:16 AM

hehe. Think I will!

(how many of us VBers have signed it?)

EquiPro 06-07-2003 01:32 AM

I have signed. I think that this is very interesting.

BTW - I have a pet peeve. As an animal science major, it bugs the *%$#@ out of me that we refer to all bovines as "cow". There are cows, heifers, bulls and steers. Kinda strange, don'tcha think?

That Alpaca Guy 06-07-2003 01:37 AM

I have somting like that.

I HATE it when people can DeerS. with an S.

just a thing.

shewolf 06-07-2003 02:22 AM

Alpaca, I hate that too.

"Dogs" are all called dogs, when there are dogs and *****es... there are others which I can't think of off the top of my head...

GhostUser 06-07-2003 04:23 AM

I signed it!


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