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#1 Old 03-09-2005, 07:46 AM
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Something a little light hearted



1. Dear God, please put another holiday between

Christmas and Easter.

There is nothing good in there now. - Amanda



2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what

I asked for was

a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can

look it up. - Joyce



3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so

easy for people to

come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. -

Janet



4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean?

Nobody will tell me.

Love, Alison



5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who

told you? - Charlene



6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in

Heaven if he uses his

golf words in the house? - Anita



7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love

all of everybody in

the whole world. There are only 4 people in our

family and I can never do it. - Nancy



8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best

of all of them. You

really made up some good ones. I like walking on

water, too - Glenn



9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when

he was a little

boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis



10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the

countries? If you

don't, who does? - Nathan



11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look

like that or was it

an accident? - Norma



12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk

that fancy? - Jennifer



13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles

in the old days and

don't do any now? - Billy



14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a

different summer camp

this year. - Peter



15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill

each other so much

if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK

with me and my brother. - Larry



16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it

never did come yet.

What's up? Don't forget. - Mark



17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you were

born but it just

doesn't sound right. What do you say? - Marsha



18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I

will show you my new

shoes. - Barbara



19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or

do you just know

him through the busi! ness? - Donny



20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a

better God thank you.

Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just

saying that because you

are already God. - Charles



21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get

the stars in the

right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? - Jeff



22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. - Frank



And, saving the best for last . ....





23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple

until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was

really cool. -Thomas
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#2 Old 03-09-2005, 07:54 AM
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6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in

Heaven if he uses his

golf words in the house? - Anita

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15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill

each other so much

if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK

with me and my brother. - Larry

hee. those are my favorites.
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#3 Old 03-09-2005, 08:09 AM
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Something a little light hearted





2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what

I asked for was

a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can

look it up. - Joyce





20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a

better God thank you.

Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just

saying that because you

are already God. - Charles





Thanks for posting this! These are my favorites. I adore kids, they have such a personal relationship with God, it is beautiful. I love the shoes one, too.
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This is great! (Why is it in the heap )
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Moved to the Patch.
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#6 Old 03-09-2005, 08:34 AM
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10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? - Nathan



These were great, and this one's a little sad, too.

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
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