I've gotten stuck in the toilet..
When I was about..12, my mom and I were spending the night at her boyfriends house. I took a big ole' dump, but forgot to flush it. I was brushing my teeth, and I dropped it in there. Right on the turd. So I quickly picked it out, set it on the counter (w/o washing it), and went to bed. Well, the next morning, I hear the buzzing of my dear electric toothbrush. I walk in the bathroom, and my mom yells "Hey girlie, I hope you don't mind me using your toothbrush". Shudder...eww.